I Was Naughty · 9:52pm Aug 4th, 2017
I trolled the YouTube comment section again. <_<
Someone left this comment on YouTube: Women shouldn't go outside alone, may as well never leave the house. Specifically the kitchen.
So I left this as a reply: I see you are quite progressive in your thinking. Where I am from, women are marked with branding irons and shuffled into a closet. We aren't allowed to leave the closet unless we get escorted to the kitchen.They don't really trust us to cook (too many weapons in the kitchen). We are basically just there to stand and look nice until they escort us back to the closet. Occasionally they push some food in for us to eat. That doesn't happen often though. It's okay because one kind of builds up a resistance to it. Sometimes I open the closet window when no one is looking and collect rainwater to drink. I have to be careful though because the last time they caught me, they slapped my butt and grounded me. Which um, was kind of redundant as I already live in a closet with five other females. But you know. Logic. Anyway, all of us share the internet. I am the only one who types in English. They think I am asking for financial aid when I am on the computer. It's a good thing they don't know I waste time watching YouTube. But I mean...I live in a closet. Can you blame me?
:P
Annddd....this is why they should take my internet privileges away. :P
How did they respond back?
**slow clap** Brilliant.
4624078 They replied, "I hope you can read sarcasm." Yeah...didn't sound like sarcasm to me, buddy. :')
But whatever. I was just having fun trolling them.
In fact that was what I said back.
I replied, "I figured. But I still had fun trolling that comment." :')
4624082
Looks like they can't read sarcasm either.
Fuckin sexist jerks.
4624080 Why thank you. I am happy that you approve. XD
4624084 I'm pretty sure the guy was trolling too. At least one can only hope. :')
4624086
I hope.
Cause if not, that's messed up.
Spread the word. Aku x Blossom is actually cannon! I repeat, it's cannon.
4624088 Wait...Aku x Blossom is canon?? How??
Ouch...
You got a damn brutal troll in you
4624092 Don't worry. I only use my tolling abilities for good. With power comes great responsibility. I always troll responsibly. ;)
4624084
Hey! Sexist jerks have a place in the internet too. It's that part in the comment section where we make fun of them in humorous ways that go over their heads
4624097 Yess. It is almost a requirement to troll them for the lols.
4624094
Oh dear god...
now you've become a toll booth operator as well?
May the Gods have mercy on us
4624097
Jokes are fine. Serious people are not. After all, without guys, there would be way more car crashes because the guys can't control their wives.
4624091
In a comic Aku met Blossom and called her sweetpea.
An official comic made by cartoon Network I might add.
4624101 Uh oh...they discovered my part time job. Time to put on my invisibility cloak and run away to the next job!
*Steals into the...eh....mid afternoon wearing my invisibility cloak.*
4624102
Exactly! Wait whut? **rereads and says in a robotic monotone voice** You are exactly right. Men are superior drives. Women's right's to drive should be revoked. Males is the superior sex.
4624104 Wow. I didn't know that. :0
4624107
Sadly, it's true. And I'm a woman so even I know we shouldn't be aloud to drive.
Shooting rights on the other hand, heck yeah!
4624108
And... My sick, twisted mind ships it hardcore.
4624107 Everyone kind of sucks at driving. Fortunately in the future, all of the cars will be on a track that takes people where they want to go with voice command. In future, cars drive you!
4624110 That would be an interesting fan fiction, actually.
4624111
In Soviet Russia, You don't drive car, car drives you!
4624110
Very good. Now, please go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. I'm hungry.
4624113
I can direct you to someone who writes nothing else. her name is Aku Blossom on fanfiction.
4624117
Sure. *Punches you* a nuckle sandwich, on the house! And I can personally vouch for I am a russian myself. Cars drive people.
4624120
Hahahaha, I like you. You make me smile
4624121
*Dabs* BE MY FRIEND!
4624122
I IS FRIEND **attempts to dabb, but fails because WHO DABBS ANYMORE?!?!?!?!**
4624125
I dab because I have no life. Lol.
4624116 Yess. Yess it does. Come visit Soviet Russia. It is nice place. We always smiling. Car drive you. We have no weapon. All is good.
4624130
lol
4624131
THATS RACIST!!!!!
4624133
I spend all my time with my real family, you guys.
4624120 Oooo I will have to check her fan fictions out. XD
4624138
They are pretty good, but steer away from the m rated ones.
4624131
heh
4624137
Family. The most important people around you, or should be the most important people around you.
4624139 I will keep that in mind. :)
4624140
4624141
Yeah, but my real family verbally abuse me so I come here for friendship.
4624149
I'm sorry to hear that.
4624137 Eh, America is pretty much the same. Cars drive us. We are always smiling. They...'want'...to take our weapons away. It's a nice place. Come visit America.
4624152
That's why I'm a conservative. Guns for all!
4624150
I'm getting used to it
4624149 I grew up in a family where I was emotionally physically, and emotionally abused. So I know know that is. :( I am always here if you need someone to talk to or if you need advice. Feel free to send me a message any time.
4624154
Well, I myself have had my fair share of family issues. Feel free to PM me if you need someone to talk to.
4624154 I identify as a level gazillion waffle mage. My pronouns are buttery good, waffle crisp, and strawberry delight. <_<
4624157 I am glad that it could make you smile. XD
4624158
Will do.
4624159
I identify as a demon. My pronouns are it's HER, chaos friend, and silly deals.
4624162 Oh Mai. :0
4624170
What can I say? I'm not very popular in that fire place, cause I hate the taste of souls, so Boss-man sent me up here. Pretty fun if I say so myself. You mortals are so interesting
4624174 I'm not really a mortal though. I am a level gazillion waffle mage. I have infinite armor, invisibility, teleportation, and all of the power in the unibob. I am also the goddess of eleven planets.