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Paradise Oasis


Royal librarian of Dream Valley, writer of Ponykind's greatest generation!

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  • 28 weeks
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  • 171 weeks
    Returning for real this time

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Jul
14th
2017

The Sweetheart Sister guild · 5:22am Jul 14th, 2017

Ugh, I really hate drawing attention to these girls, but it needs to be brought up.

Normally, when Ponyland ponies want an enemy taken out, we mostly deal with the problem ourselves. But when the other races of this world, along with the ponies of Equestria, need somebody to eliminate an opponent, there are a group of bounty hunters ready to fit the bill. Meet the Sweetheart sister ponies, an all-mare bounty hunting guild that is spread out all over Equestria and Ponyland. A ruthless organization of mercenaries for hire, they are the ones folks turn two when they need a politician axed, or a criminal splattered. These bounty hunters will make any person or pony giving you a problem disappear.

Seeking out young fillies with a particularly violent streak in them, the guild takes willing candidates in, and trains them in the deadliest fighting techniques in the world. Equipped with powerful enchanted artifacts, and every weapons usable by ponies in order to hunt down whatever quarry they may be sent after. Literally HUNDREDS of poor souls have been hunted down by these heartless foes, and their name is enough to send a shiver down the spine of any potential target.

For example, take Wild Flower. She's the deadly mistress of plants from Hoofkaido. Miss flower lures her targets to a garden or forest area, then uses her earth pony power over plant life to attack the bounty. Vines that entangle, flowers that release sleep pollen, and tree branches that can impale a pony; this is one flower a pony definitely doesn't want to pick.

Take Pretty Belle, Bright Valley's mistress of alchemy. She can take a target down with her deadly potion mixes and brews. She'll hit you with a vile of liquid that can freeze you, then one that can burn you, then one that can turn you to stone. her beakers of toxic goo can bring in any bounty with ease. This mare can mix up a brew, that can literally melt you!

And stallions need to watch out for this little spitfire, Ruby lips is a threat to every stallion with a bounty on his head. This mare from Maretonia uses her feminine whiles (and her ability to secrete pheromones that only affect stallions) to lure in ponies of the male gender. She only takes colts and stallion bounties, and for any stallion this mare is the kiss of death!

This is only a sampling of these deadly mares, the guild is far larger than any of you can imagine. So if you have a bounty on your heard, and you think one of these femme fatales on your tail... I'm here to tell you you don't have an ice crystal's chance in Tartarus of surviving.

Tornado Firehooves

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Bounty hunters and assassins? Lovely.

-Sirocco

Mares you don't want to meet on a dark night...or any other night.

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