I fucking hate Trials of Osiris. · 9:30pm Jun 26th, 2017

For those who know about Destiny's weekly Trials of Osiris tournament, prepare for a long rant.

For those who don't, it's a tournament where teams of three are in an elimination match for five rounds. If you win 9 games with no losses, you get some sick loot. And there are options to speed you along as well.

That sick "Adept" Loot this time around is the new guns with the Snapshot perk built-in and a new color scheme. They're not that special. Anyway, I just finished my weekly misery...I mean attempt to achieve this flawless victory, and well...

I just want to say that the last time I went flawless was in Destiny's Year 2. And that was hell enough.

Now?

It's a no-holds barred SHITFEST of blood, sweat, tears, and bullets.

T-baggers...

Defender Titans with No Backup Plans and Universal Remote (Fuck that setup and the weapon, too, the gist is you get a shield from shotgun kills, and since shotguns as secondaries got nerfed, they need a Primay shotty just to have fun. Fuck that fun.)

Troll teams...

Sweats...

Shit matchmaking...

And don't get me started on the businesses people have set up with this. People will carry you flawless...get this...for MONEY. IRL money. It's fucking ridiculous. And worse are the Twitch advertisers who hawk their channels on DestinyLFG, which is AGAINST the site's TOS. And every time I report them, nothing gets done.

Fuck the LFG devs. They're so busy polishing their new site that they don't sweep clean the first one. Anyway, there's more.

Once you get to the Lighthouse, you can keep going for a special emblem. But that's not the problem here.

It's the RECOVERIES that are the problem. You give a guy access to your microsoft account so he can play on it. What's keeping him from stealing your personal info? Or even your fucking IDENTITY? To the people who do this shit?

Get a fucking clue and a fucking life.

It's so...infuriating when you have all this garbage to deal with, especially when the ELO matchmaking system is broken. People just farm it to raise their stats.

To Trials of Osiris...I say this.

FUCK YOU.

I've had enough.

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