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  • 308 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: Molt Down

    This week is a Spike episode? What a re-”molt”-ing development this is!

    Let's look at “Molt Down,” the episode that will surely be perfectly normal and have no long-lasting repercussions on a character's appearance.

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    2 comments · 2,431 views
  • 309 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: Break Up Break Down

    I dread going into this week's episode. For today, we discuss matters of the heart. Romance, love, heartbreak, and all that rot. Which means we run right into the most loathsome of all fandom constructs, the kind of thing that destroys friendships and leaves the most brilliant of minds curled up helplessly in a corner, foaming from the mouth:

    SHIPPING.

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    6 comments · 1,728 views
  • 310 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: Non-Compete Clause

    We've had a string of good episodes the last few weeks. Whether it be shapeshifting seaponies, an actual Celestia episode, or discovering Starlight's dark phase, we've had lots of fun and plenty of laughs.

    Today's episode is about Applejack and Rainbow Dash competing.

    The good times are over.

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    7 comments · 1,596 views
  • 311 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: The Parent Map

    Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone who cares about that! What better way to spend the day than watching a cartoon about horses dealing with their mommy/daddy issues? Well, tough, because that's what we're doing. This is “The Parent Map.”

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    4 comments · 1,142 views
  • 312 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: Horse Play

    So hey, it's a new episode. Surely nothing to be excited about. Just another standard episode of a cartoon pony show.

    Only it's a CELESTIA EPISODE!

    Prepare for extra spicy biased scoring as we look at Best Princess' newest episode, “Horse Play!”

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    5 comments · 1,274 views
Jun
7th
2017

So...wow, what an update... · 3:00am Jun 7th, 2017

Can’t say I’m completely thrilled with the new FimFiction. The circular avatars are bugging me (thank God mine actually fits...for now) and the notification system doesn’t want to cooperate. But at least the site is mostly functional, which is more than can be said for most major website updates.

I wish I could celebrate the update with a fanfiction update, but I’ve been working overtime every day these last few weeks. Here’s an accurate rendition of what I currently look like:

Yes, I am actually an orange horse. I make it through the day by piloting a robotic human suit while plotting the downfall of this pitiful planet. And now that you know my secret...I am completely incapable of doing anything to stop you, considering this is the Internet and I’m nowhere near any of you. Curses.

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Comments ( 5 )

I feel pretty much the same as well, been working about 60 hours a week for the last 8 or so weeks in a row.

Apropos of nothing, I have a MUCH greater appreciation for your avatar now.

In the meantime, you have my most sincere sympathies regarding your overtime. :ajsleepy:

Could be worse. You could be full of squirrels.

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I was just thinking of that one!

There are some things I love about this update, such as the story progress bar. But so many good things were lost, like the color coordination. There's no color except for blue anymore and I hate it.

But boy does my avatar unintentionally fit perfectly.

Must be a big suit if you can fit your pony body in it and pilot it. ;)

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