Orbital Friendship Cannon · 3:09am Jun 5th, 2017
...because just in case I need them, I am exactly the sort of person who would sketch out the plans of a satellite-based system capable of delivering a hot, fresh beam of Elements-weaponized Harmony (tm) to any point on the surface of Equus in under ninety seconds, along with notes on proper operation.
Why do I mention this?
So that I can publicly pledge not to consider placing the Crystal Heart in a second such system and calling it the Satellite of Love, of course!
(P.S. Alas, I've already commissioned some cover art for a book this month, so my budget probably won't stand doing it again soon; but if anyone with actual artistic talent feels inspired to turn my crude sketch of the O.F.C. into something more attractive with the requisite Equestrian stylings, I'd be happy to send it on.)
Wait, why wouldn’t you make a Satellite of Love?