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Uncle Mike


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  • 27 weeks
    Informal Fitness Reports (Humor)

    A Fitness Report is, in the Military and Naval Services of the United States, an evaluation of an officer or sergeant's leadership. Think of it as a performance appraisal, with certain formalities dictated by regulations and customs of the service. The formal language can be dry and understated, but informal statements tend to be rather pithy,

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  • 72 weeks
    Kinda cute...

    ... Something of a crackfic, but cute.

    Twilight Tries to Get Fired

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  • 74 weeks
    "...I hate to sound stupid, but...,"

    [Title comes from Tom Clancy - a prefatory comment from a naval officer asking a question about something outside his area of expertise...]

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  • 76 weeks
    Update: I Didn't Get the Job...

    ... But the asshole didn't get it, either. It went to my partner, who's been in the business even longer than I have, with broader experience with other labs. Being as objective about it as I can, you couldn't ask for a better choice. Funny, the sloths seem to be picking up their game a bit. The asshole isn't too happy, but he seems to be dealing with it, for now. Time will tell.

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  • 82 weeks
    So, a funny thing happened about a month and a half ago (Job-related)

    My boss made no secret of his intention of retiring at the end of July. I didn't really have much time to think about it - the backlogs keep getting worse, and the court dates keep piling up, and I was too busy sled-dogging it to lift my head to look past the ass end of the dogs in front of me.

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May
1st
2017

Something to be proud of... (Job-related) (Ugly) · 2:22am May 1st, 2017

Most of us hate the sexual abuse of a child. Even among those who get into foalcon, the vast majority of them won't touch a story without at least the pretense of informed consent. So, I think we can take it as given that a child abuser getting busted will gain almost universal applause.

My partner is going to get to take a bow.

Short form is, a guy raped, sodomized, and molested a thirteen-year-old girl, and took trophy photos of the acts. The coppers recovered the device, the Computer Crimes guys recovered the photos from the device's recycle bin, and my partner got prints that put the guy dead-bang on the girl. (My sole involvement was in verifying the ID - which was ugly enough.) The rapist just pled to 27 years, with lifetime Sex Offender Registration. I sort of wish the sonofabitch had taken it to trial, so that we could hammer him for Forever, but at least this way, we don't have to put the girl through the additional trauma of going on the stand and getting cross-examined by a defense liar lawyer. I'll take it.

Just, after you're done applauding my partner, if, you're religious, say a prayer for him (as well as the coppers, the computer crimes techs, and most especially for the girl), Those images are going to be haunting him for a lifetime...

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Comments ( 1 )

Yup. I know we'd all prefer that this would never have happened in the first place, but I'm proud that you(r partner) got the guy.

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