My dog just ran into my room, ate a potato chip, and left. · 10:04pm Apr 13th, 2017
I suspect little brother shenanigans.
Seriously, my dog just runs in with potato chips in his mouth, drops it on the floor for me to see, and then eats them and leaves.
I saw your dog, so I gave it a potato chip.
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I saw the potato chips and gave them your dog.
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Hey, that's what I said. We can't both have given them to it, did we? Maybe that's why there was more than one in its mouth when it walked into his room?
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Reread what I said. I switched the object and the recipient.
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That's effectively the same thing though, just in a different order. I think we are scaring Techie.
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4495313 Or it's just the quantum state of a chip that exists in two locations at once.
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The entire chip's in superposition?!
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The implication is a little sillier. It implies that I had his dog in the first place and was compelled to give it to the chips.
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Ah...I did misread it. Forgive me, I had just read through Evictus's latest one-shot, so my mind was automatically filling in blanks. Surprisingly, I didn't find his story as bad as some of his other ones...I think I just went crazy.
4495322 Yup.
4495324 *We're all in this together...*
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Easily forgiven.
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Sorry I disappeared suddenly. Someone came over and we started going into discussion about some new solar panels. Looks like I'm going to be paying $15 on my power bill from now on, and $60 dollars towards the solar company versus $110 in power.
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Nice. Hey, I don't mind. I'm a busy man, and I find things to do while I wait. And honestly, I think I've made you and others wait for replies far more than you do to me.
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Whew, finished. Hehe,we were talking about this BBQ place that's just down the road from where we live, not even a mile away, and I told him it was the best BBQ place I've ever been to in my life. And now we are taking him out to the restaurant on Saturday. It's only open Friday and Saturday, if that's relevant.
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I'd say it is, although I have severe suspicions that I will never patronize that place and thus utilize that knowledge.
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We would have to meet if you did. Like, I would insist.
I wouldn't even care that you'd then know where I lived.
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I was more talking of the the chance that I would unknowingly find myself in the area and stopping at that particular place, but that works, too.
Although, I'm not always keen on barbecue. I'm not too big on meat sauces. I'm more for marination and dry seasoning.
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Oooh, my friend, I know for a fact you'd like this BBQ place. It's so good that I've never seen an unhappy customer walk away from it. It's not your typical BBQ restaurant. All of their produce is fresh, because this is the country and the produce is already right here in our own backyard, and the food has really tasty marination and dry seasoning to several items on its menu. While the BBQ item does indeed have a meat sauce, its blend isn't overly powerful.
If we did ever meet up like that, that would be delightful.
That title made me LOL so hard that my computer screen cracked and I spat all over it, i passed out from not being able to breath XD
4495311 im choking on laughter
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My mind immediately went to thoughts of a cannibal restaurant that murders its disgruntled newcomers.
Oh, that sounds really, really good. I can already imagine the aroma of the place.
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It didn't seem that funny when I typed it out, but when I just reread it now, I think for once I was legitimately funny.
Also, I never thought I'd meet the Desert Fox on FimFiction. Although I don't like the guys you worked for, I'm pleased to make your acquaintance.
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The act of laughing caused your computer screen to inexplicably crack. I'd say that was one heck of a bellow.
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The potato chip saw us and then fed us to the dog.
Erm...
I can't purge that thought from my mind now.
I once caught my dog leaving my brothers room with an empty bag of popcorn in her mouth. She turned to me and dropped it, It was priceless.
4495675 my dog ate my cake once... an entire cake... in like 5 bites.
4495318 Theoretically the chip went from point a to point b so quickly it multiplied into multiple potato chips. Its molecular structure would be split into similar potato chips of the same texture, shape, and flavor. You essentially just made it so that you could have unlimited potato chips, giving as you found a way to pull chips out of thin air.
My head hurts...
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wow. did they get a stomach ache?
4496339 orig03.deviantart.net/49c6/f/2012/363/d/4/clapping_derpy_hooves_icon_by_shroomehtehponeh-d5pm8c9.gif
4496339 it's... AMAZING!!!!
dude, if you would show this to the top organization of scientists you'd be so rich that Bill Gates would be jealous