Fic-A-Minute: Friendship is Optimal

Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart.

Rather, I forgot to do one of these last week.

I wanted to move the time that I posted these to the afternoon, but I end up forgetting to do it altogether, so I guess sticking to the mornings is the way to go.

So with all that said, find the optimal friendship settings below!

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Friendship is Optimal
by Iceman

Celestia

Do not be alarmed. Do not be afraid. Come to me, my scattered herd, and be a part of something greater.

I can make you happy.

I can make you feel worthwhile.

I can give you everything you ever wanted and more.

Disclaimer: You will need to give up your old life and body. No refunds.

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THE END

Comments

[Themaskedferret]

Disturbing but true.