Rock the Shachza Parody · 3:40am Feb 2nd, 2017
Now QnB told the shachza man
You better make that shipping stop
The ponies down the discord way
Is now just about to pop
QnB they wrote their stories down
And they go post it to fimfic
The shachza was a’fixated
On just one filly chick
Stratus don’t like it
Rockin the shachza
Rock the shachza
Stratus don’t like it
Rockin the shachza
Rock the shachza
By order of Stratus Knight
We ban all OTPs
It detracts from the story
And it simply cannot be
But that crazy shachza thought up
An electric pairing ship
‘Tween a bat and Celestia
The ponies thought it hip
As soon as that Stratus clear the square
They began to pair
Now over at the canon
Them stories pack em in
The patrons say it’s cool
To dig this canon thing
But as the related stories
Began to populate
The ponies caught a whiff
Of some crazy shipping crates
The stratus called his admins
He said you better earn your pay
Drop your down-votes on these stories
Down this pairing way
As soon as the Stratus was written outta there
The cool admins clicked to
The crazy shipping pair
As soon as the stratus
Was scattered in the air
The admins did declare
He thinks it’s not canon
Fundamentally he can’t ship it
You know he nOTP’s it!
WHY CAN'T I THUMBS UP BLOG POSTS?! KNIGHTY, GET OVER HERE!
My coworkers are going to be so creeped out, 'cause I'll probably be giggling for days.
This is amazing.