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Crystal Static


I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

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  • 177 weeks
    Have some wisdom from one of my friends on a different site.

    Many people on here are miserable and depressed, which (psychological and biochemical factors aside) takes as much if not more effort than being happy and confident, as it requires sustained following of certain specific patterns of belief, thought, and action.

    I applaud this dedication to the task of bearing the world’s pains, Christ-like, upon your shoulders, and seek only to assist.

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  • 243 weeks
    I haven't even started watching season 9.

    I really should get on that. Probably re-watch season 8 as a refresher too.

    I don't want to be spoiled anyways.

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  • 259 weeks
    It's been a while since I posted one of these.

    Life's been a bitch, but at the same time things are going okay.

    I actually started writing a book...

    A self-help book.

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  • 271 weeks
    I just got a new hat!

    I got a proper MAGA hat, not one of the Chinese fake ones on Amazon. Got it on the Donald Trump web store.

    I named it The Red Maga.

    ~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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  • 297 weeks
    So life has been kicking my ass a bit.

    As the title said, life has been kicking my ass a bit, but I'm still moving forward. I've finally decided to start creating my planned order of practitioners of the esoteric arts, and I've got a lot of interesting stuff planned for my near future. Things should start improving relatively soon as far as my living situation is concerned, and I'm gonna tear life a new asshole if it doesn't stop

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Jan
24th
2017

Just wanted to make a blog post... · 4:41am Jan 24th, 2017

I don't have anything to talk about or say, I am bored and a little tired, I'm thinking about quickly frying up some eggs or something because I could eat, I am dreaming of coyotes for some reason, the world is round, I need to get myself a bottle of fireball whiskey, I'm unsure of what else to write here, and I don't know why I'm posting this.

Thoughts?

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
23:41_1/23/2017

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Comments ( 3 )

Find some chorizo to fry with your scrambled eggs and with the fireball whiskey, everything would be pert near perfect.

I'm thinking about quickly frying up some eggs or something

Well now I'm hungry.

You said you figured out the meaning of life. I'd love to hear what it is.

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