An Emoji Movie · 10:33pm Jan 18th, 2017
They're making a Godforsaken movie... About EMOJIS... Starring Patrick Goddamn Stewart to voice the "poo emoji"... Now, I've already prayed for death numerous times, often incited by the existence of every EQG flick each time they release a new one. This MIGHT just rival the need for self-extermination because of sheer stupidity and money-making without thought or effort put into it.
Worst part?
THEY CANCELED A POPEYE MOVIE FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's here.
Do be a good ol' chap and fetch me a cup of your finest bleach please.
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How's this
4388218 Perfect! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a gallon of Clorox to chug down.
4388719 enjoy
Ya the trailer certainly made me question my faith in humanity then again Sony's track record hasn't been too good these past few years *cough* Ghostbusters *cough*