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The Phantom Joker


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Jan
18th
2017

Coming Eventually: If I Die, We All Die (working title) · 10:11pm Jan 18th, 2017

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, I've once again decided to make a new story. Now, before I get any gripe about starting a bunch of stories that go nowhere and this and that and the other thing, let me make one thing crystal clear. I have Asperger's Syndrome, okay? In case you don't know, that's a high-functioning form of autism. And this is what happens with people with Autism, okay, so get off my ass about making too many new stories. Secondly, after the resounding success of Why So Serious? and Of Symbols and Ciphers, both of which were Displaced stories, I'm just trying to experiment a bit and see what made them so special while my other Displaced stories, like In Brightest Night, In Darkest Day, get dragged through the mud and basically panned.

So, anyways, here's what this is about. The story will be called "If I Die, We All Die," and will star Jack Jameson as this guy:

Now, I know what you're all thinking,

Well, no. He's not the janitor. He is, in fact, this guy, in human form:

Yep, I'mma doin' a Yveltal Displaced. Here's the long description:

Jack Jameson had never been more nervous in his life. He and his girlfriend, Sarah, were on a nice, romantic date together at a little Italian resturant, where he planned to propose. But, before Jack can say those four magic words, disaster strikes as the place gets shoot up by mobsters in a drive-by, resulting in Jack dying from his wounds.

But, as fate would have it, Arceus, the God of the Pokemon Universe, has other plans for Jack, namely being destined to defend an alternate dimension from a great darkness that could threaten the wider multiverse. Arceus uses his power to transform Jack into a humanized version of the Pokemon described to be death incarnate, Yveltal, and sends him off to said alternate world to await the day that he would be awakened.

10,000 years later, Equestria's war against the Crystal Empire, under the tyranical rule of King Sombra, the Changeling Kingdom, ruled by Queen Chrysalis, and the Griffon Kingdom, who was bribed into fighting for Sombra and Chrysalis, is not going very well, and is increasingly escalating. In a desperate attempt to turn the tides and avoid a full-fledged world war the likes of which Equis has never known, Commander Rainbow "Iron Wing" Dash and her team of soldiers, Pinkamena Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity Belle, Fluttershy, Applejack, and a young dragonblood named Spike, begin searching for an ancient ruin that, according to Zecora, houses an ancient artifact that holds great power, and in the process, awaken Yveltal. With the power of death itself on their side, Equestria just might have a chance.

Or could this war merely be the opening act...?

Set in a bizarro version of the Crystal Wars Timeline. Contains Yveltal X Rainbow Dash and Sparity. Other pairings to be determined. Ponies, Changelings, etc have been semi-humanized.

Now then, the title "If I Die, We All Die" is just a placeholder title, and I'm open to suggestions for a new one.

That is all.

Comments ( 2 )

A Natural Balance.

I like it! Oh and I'm on the Autism Spectrum as well, so I know the feeling of having too many ideas xD

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