Fic-A-Minute: What You Can Imagine · 1:09pm Jan 6th, 2017
I'm going to start off this year with drama! Well, drama that's been over with for months now. I couldn't find a working copy of the story (you'll find out why, below), so I compromised.
Without further ado, let's get on with 2017! Imagine the possibilities below the break.
Author
Well, I’ve got a huge follower count from all my porn stories, but I’m tired of writing just porn. Let me try something different.
(He writes What You Can Imagine. It’s GOOD.)
Readers
Wait, this isn’t smut. We want our smut, you slut!
Author
You guys should give it a chance—
Readers
NO! We only care about horse sex! Give us our horse sex!
Author
Screw you guys.
(He leaves, deleting half of his story library.)
Readers
Don’t come back without more clop!
Author
Don’t worry, I won’t.
THE END
Sad but true.
This was a tragic saga.