Oct
27th
2016
Writer for Hire · 3:45am Oct 27th, 2016
Just a reminder that I am available at the rate of 1k words per $10, or a penny a word.
I work in MLP canon, or in one of the many crazy universes I've brewed up (Silver Verse, Ponyfinder, One Step, etc).
E, T, and M ratings.
If I don't think I can do a particular subject justice, I will say so and refund any funds given.
So far, happy customers all around, with one wonderful patron having almost reached 1 million paid horse words.
Want to be next? I have room, and my fingers are itching.
If only I had any money to throw around, I quite enjoy your works.
4273031 Thank you for being a reader.
Would this offer be a transcription service or under your own creative steam? Becasue, there are many ways to pad, fluff, and spin something so that you get very little in the way of practical experiences which could potentially discount the actual product. Then again, padding, fluff, and spin could incur extra charges for the purple prose. Are we talking formal situational writing or abstract conditional...
Do you charge more for conditioning?
4273039 I'm not entirely certain I grasp where you're headed with that. Normally, I'm given a prompt, sometimes even an image they want a story of, and I let my muse go wild.
I don't do the 'planning' thing very much, paid or not. My muse weaves through the ether and creates a story usually worth the effort and time.
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I'm afraid I can only pay you in compliments at the moment. But, if your muse has you sewn up so well you can't feel a stitch in your side who am I to argue with the services at your laundromat? I didn't realize the establishment was dry-clean only. Suggest darning the sheets with purple prose one time, or question the process of brain bleaching and the matter is closed.
Puns are great and small.
Now I'm curious, which of your stories, other than the Silververse has come anywhere close to one million words? Have I missed something awesome somewhere?
4273057 They have covered many stories, including One Hallway.
got to say.. didnt know you had patreon.
added you to my support list (i have sevral writers in it)
spent the last few free bits on Ponyfinder and cons (i travel a lot) but might be interested in getting a chapter or oneshot with my oc (get to spoil myself a bit for tommorw)
4273420 Welcome aboard, and thanks for the support!
I have always wondered how the length of a commission story gets determined? Is by you or the person who wants it?
4273766 I run until the hirer feels satisfied, or the story hits what feels like a good breaking point, or, in rare cases, I run against the ground and can't 'feel' the way forward. Usually it's the breaking point. We come in for a landing and the story is done.
Money, my one weakness!
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I like to support independent press as well, but only when I have the resources. Do you have any recommendations for future prospects? I'm a sucker for hard copy.
4273808 Money? What's that? Do you take bananas Dave?
To quote an ex Prime minister of ours.
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As soon as I can get my pension junk sorted with the bureaucracy, (Gawd I hate dealing with public servants, an hour waiting on hold to speak to a caseworker is a joke) I'll try and spread a $10Aus each a month to you and Kudz and Ki, already got Damaged covered, sorry if it doesn't seem much but it will be best I can do. Should be soon.
4295255 Every bit counts.
4295281 I'd have put towards you already but since between my ankle fused and lost me my job and trying to get my permanent disability pension sorted, I've had to watch the dollars for what they're worth here. The lack of employment is the reason I'm spending so much time here, something to keep my mind off it.