Clocktower cocktail ideas · 2:22pm Aug 27th, 2016
Hi all,
I am here to cast a line out for ideas. As you'll see in a snippet from an upcoming Clocktower Training Manual entry, alcohol is not allowed in Clocktower Society. Because alcohol impairs judgement and safety, etc. However, the society has made up for that with alcohol substitutes designed by CTRL in Zebrican branches. I'm trying to brainstorm ideas for cocktails based on them. If you're interested, take a look at the snippet first then see if you can come up with answers to the questions below.
Clocktower Society Training Manual - ‘Clocktails and Cum Mixers Menu, Your Guide to Clocktower Brews’ by Zecora
Welcome to Clocktower Society. As you can easily see, Clocktower Society takes safety very seriously. As such I’m afraid I must welcome you with news of the bad variety. To put it simply, use of any substances that affect sobriety are forbidden entirely. Unclouded judgement is necessary to consent willingly and to make safe decisions effectively.
We zebras regularly put our concoctions to the test so trust a zebra when she says that sober sex is the best.
Now you have withstood the bad news, time for the good. Clocktower Society has made it its goal to supply you brews far better than alcohol. Zebrican branches of Clocktower Research Laboratories have refined traditional Zebrican potions to design artificial alcohol proxies. They achieve many effects, plenty of fun, but without the inebriation and addiction. Clocktower bartenders use them to mix many recipes and now offer a whole menu of cocktail specialities. So allow them a chance to tease your senses, for they are truly a part of the Clocktower experience.
The following are concoctions and delights common to all Clocktower sites:
Mixers
The following are simple drinks that can be enjoyed as they are, or used as a material in the many cocktails served at our bars.Fireglow
Liquid joy, a clear gold drink, that you are sure to enjoy. It has a strong, euphorically fiery taste, much like the whiskies it seeks to imitate.Stampede
Bottled lust, the colour of dark red berries along with its tangy musk. It is smooth, warm and fine, much like brandy in design. But it is much more than that, to put it simply it is a potent aphrodisiac. A glass can light raging fires even in the dullest tinders and cause flash floods in even the driest of marehoods.Starbright
Imagine every hold, every touch, every tickle magnified manifold. Envision the slightest caress creating untold shivers. A sip of Starlight shall have you writhing in delight all night. A clear silver fluid, with a taste refreshingly fiercer, with vodka’s whisper but better, it is an elixir that is sure to appease any connoisseur.Buck
Sexual prowess in a bottle, with a bittersweet taste somewhere between lagers and waffles. A deep walnut colour, imbibing it fills the user with desire.Dash
The energy and clarity of caffeine without the withdrawal or taste of coffee, in a ticklishly bubbly clear fluid the colour of ripe grain with the taste of frothy champagne.Boulder
Like a rock, sometimes calm, sometimes indomitable with courage to match, such are those who have partaken of Boulder and its concoctions. It is a dark liquid the colour of plum with the stout flavour of well-aged rum.
I'm currently trying to think up a few ideas for clocktower cocktails (or 'Clocktails') for both doms and subs alike and special 'cum mixers' (haven't thought up a clever name for that yet) especially for subs. Materials for them can include the alcohol substitutes mentioned above, regular cocktail ingredients as well as more exotic clocktower stuff such as mare milk, mare cum, stallion seed, dragon semen, liquid dragon fire, you get the idea.
I've only thought of one clocktail so far:
Pina Bourgeois
A decadent drink, rich and fair, made from fireglow, Zebrican pineapples and cream freshly milked from a mare. Smooth, fresh, with a velvety creaminess beyond compare.
I'd greatly appreciate any ideas for more recipes for both doms and subs. Uncap your imagination and let the creativity flow! Literally.
(I totally didn't just drop a whole lot of stuff from Fallout Equestria Project Horizons, promise. :P
What about a cockatrice themed drink that can act as a safe way to play out petrification fantasies?
I wanna say Boulder but you already took that one, so maybe something along the lines of Essence of Stone?
Hair of the Dog/Dog That Bit You
2oz Fireglow
2oz Buck
4oz Stampede
4oz Fresh Diamond Dog's Bitch Milk
3oz Ground-up Iron Supplement
This drink is guaranteed to set a fire to your more 'primal' side with a strong clash of tastes floating about the creaminess of some of the finest bitch's milk, and an underlying metallic taste to give you the sensation you just sunk your teeth into some fresh prey.
The name probably needs some work, but I figured I'd give it a shot.
I'd have to say that any concoction that increases lust would be as much a no-no as booze. Normal arousal can impair judgment. Increase it with a brew and you are asking for trouble.
Instead I think a potion that limits the affect alcohol can have might be a better solution. You can get a pleasant buzz, but can't get so drunk that your impairment compromises your consent.
We can't have that in the real world but in this magical world it should be possible.
4175046 Flisky comment is a good one. I think potions in the form of a cocktail that cause some sort of physical effect that plays into a fetish would be good. A petrification spell, or a love doll spell, as long as there was some component that would allow the victim to express discomfort would be good.
And I think you've already brought up the idea of Gender Shifting as being a thing. Species transformation potions would be hot.
Size shifting potions, and not just in regards to male members could be an interesting experience. Especially for those interested in baby play.
Something that increases cum production, without increasing lust, would be good.
All that said, here is a list of drink names that would work very well in the society bar.
http://capeannonline.yuku.com/topic/21291/Exotic-Drinks-with-dirty-names-open-at-your-own-risk#.V8HB5jWvaoc
The Laying pony
In a drink glass mix a shot of Frireglow, a shot of Starbright and a tablespoon of mantacore venom(just enough to paralyze but no enough to do any lasting damage.
For those among us who enjoy being enjoyed this is the drink for you. With this you will feel your body becoming numb as the venom makes its way through your vanes, but the Starbright will make sure you feel and enjoy every second of your night of fun.
So, the Zebras have made synthahol. I hope they can cut a good deal when the Ferengi visit someday.
I thought inebriation was largely the effect of alcohol and the reason people enjoyed drinking it.
4175216
Going to have to agree here. If you're horny enough you'll do things you normally wouldn't do. Any sort of mind altering substance would be a no-no if booze is out.
Hehe ... cock - tails
(immaturity intensifies)
Ok, what if some madpony from the science division mixed them all together and slugged it?