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Aug
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2016

Starting My Freshman Year Come Wednesday. · 6:48pm Aug 12th, 2016

My new high school is huge, and my class locations are... unfortunate. Most of them are right on top of each other—my homeroom's on the second floor, my English class on the third floor, my geometry class on the fourth floor, and my locker at the bottom floor, all in the same building. But my other two classes, Phys Ed and Spanish 2, are on the other side of this huge-ass school. Not only that, but there are two gyms, and I don't know which one I go to.

Also, I'm going to Faquier High School. Sounds like no biggie, until you learn that "Faquier" is pronounced almost exactly like "fuck your."

So it's like "Hey! What high school am I in right now?"

"Fuck your high school!"

"...Rude."

Yay.

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High school can be a bit intimidating but it will be easy. Also, one gym is for girls, the other for boys. Finding the right one won't be hard.

And then we have the sister school... Faquierschitt high school...







FUCK YO SHIT... high school...









okay im done...

4146433 Come on, man. It's bad enough I live in Faquier County.

I remember once, when I first moved to Virginia, I asked someone, "Hey, what county is this?" and they replied with "Faquier County." I legitimately thought they were a foreigner that didn't like this part of Virginia.

High School was definitely a fun experience for me; I remember when I was a freshman. Your high school definitely sounds like it's big.

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