• Member Since 18th Jan, 2012
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Fuzzyfurvert


I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

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  • 114 weeks
    Welp, it's been a YEAR, down to the DAY, since my last blog post.

    This means nothing, I was just noticing the dates.

    But while I got you here, I'm gonna throw up some SFW art I've done recently.

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    2 comments · 1,402 views
  • 168 weeks
    It's 2am on Thursday, and I have an idea for NEW Pinkie Pie Loves Bacon Bits content. (plus ARTPOSTING#3)

    I woke up with a fully formed idea for a new chapter in my silly anthology of scenes where Sunset Shimmer is haunted by pony!Pinkie lodged DEEPLY in my mind and I think I'm going to write it. I'm in a writerly mood. Apparently.

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    1 comments · 410 views
  • 182 weeks
    Are you still in a Spooky mood?

    This flew under my radar yesterday, so I just woke up to find it and it is just as sweet as all that discounted candy! Give it a listen and pop over to Lostus's page and drop a like or a comment or something. This is top tier work!

    0 comments · 341 views
  • 184 weeks
    Wordposting (Really a 6K word long 'scene' and a half from the OF I'm working on)

    I posted a little section of this last blog, but I think I'm happy where this is at right now. Obviously this takes place in the midst of a larger narrative, so there might be some/a lot of context that's lost here, but the gist is a couple of priests and a warlock form up an adventuring party and before they even have their first outing, some shit goes down at the tavern.

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    4 comments · 360 views
  • 185 weeks
    10 years of this.

    Happy birthday to the version of Pony that made my life more than a little brighter.

    These hoofed ruminates (and their humanoid counterparts) will always have a special place in my heart.

    3 comments · 319 views
Jul
31st
2016

Dear Universe, · 9:42pm Jul 31st, 2016

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU


The rest of you, you're cool.

Stay cool
-MURDEROUS INTENT

Comments ( 12 )

Now I'm expecting to see some Universe clop show up in the feature box.

Andromeda reached out with one spiral arm to gently caress the nebula surrounding the shy young stellar nursery. Slowly, one protostar at a time, he removed her concealing coils of gaseous hydrogen, until finally, the stellar object of his desire was laid bare.

Oh so the Universe is fucking with you too huh?:pinkiesick:

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Twilight Sparkle Fucks the Universe, a clasic tale of a newly-minted princess stumbling upon untold power and using it to get her rocks off all over literally everything.

You okay Fuzzy?

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4125114
Wasn't there literally a fic about universe/nebula-sized futa dicks? I feel that there was a MLP futa fic about dicks the size of galaxies.
Also, I might steal that title, P.


4124991
Yes, yes it is. Hard.


4125150
I am doing...let's say not well at the moment. A lot of stuff has hit me and Bubble pretty hard this weekend, today specifically. I'm basically running on rage and Monster Energy drinks right now, so it's entirely possible I might just collapse in a few minutes.

To make a long story short, my health issues and our living/financial situation collided with our modem dying to a lightning strike yesterday, our ailing AC unit dying this morning(we live in GA, so you can imagine the problem with that), the new AC unit requiring me to take out ANOTHER credit card and then ghetto install it around the corpse of the old one, which used up an ENTIRE roll of duct tape and killed two pairs of scissors. Then my gaming mouse's wheel came off its axle INSIDE the mouse and jammed itself in deeper somehow when I was moving things for the big ass, hot AF vent tube for the new AC unit.

Factor in that every move I make causes pain and saps my already empty gas tank and you get a very angry Fuzz.

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"FML" isn't strong enough sentiments at the moment. :raritycry:

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4125237 I'm sorry to hear of your troubles guys. Keep your chin up.

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Now the Internet is out for the entire neighborhood, so I am on my phone. AND I found a leak in the bonus room. So... I am going to bed.

4125540 :fluttershysad: Damn guys, I'm very sorry to hear about that. If I find the damn gremlin that is tormenting you, he's going to discover just how many uses there are for thermite. Starting, as a mouthwash...

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Eh...it's a long story.

The basics of it is I have an autoimmune disease called Psoriatic Arthritis which is my immune system killing the stuff in my joints that let's them move(hence the Arthritis part of the name). It causes chronic pain and fatigue, as well as makes my body and brain react as if I have a fever constantly. It is no bueno.

I'm on meds for it and we are fighting it to a standstill at the moment, but it has had a huge impact on my life. Doing very basic things, like dressing myself, getting out of bed, cleaning myself, etc, are difficult tasks which I occasionally need help with. I've even started to use a cane now. The long and short of it is that I need help that Bubble cannot always provide due to her own issues and the house we live in is super inconvenient for someone who is disabled. It's very stressful for us both.

So take that, add to it this hellish weekend which has still not cleared up and only gotten worse, and you have a horrid situation to be in.

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