Fuck Poison Ivy With the Fiery Burning Passion of 1,000 Suns!

Yeah, so what I thought were flea bites is actually poison ivy.

How I got it while sitting at my desk for a week, I do not know.

So, at the moment, I have about 4 different itch medications spread all over my body, and I want to go jump in a vat of hydrochloric acid.

Gotten about 3 hours of sleep the past few days, so I'm tired as shit and itching so bad that it's painful.

So, I say this with a great deal of sadness and regret, but don't expect an update for at least a week. I can't concentrate for shit right now, and the more I move my hands to type, the more I want to chop them off with a rusty butter knife.

Sorry.

Comments

[Mkchief34]

Dude, that sucks. I feel you.

I know a good product called IvyBlock. It's like sunscreen, only for poison ivy. Go look for it. And take lots of showers. The water helps flush the oil out of the skin. (Just something I've learned.)

[ShadowHunter241]

4123047 This is the first time I've ever had it, so I didn't know what to get. If the three sprays, cream, and prescribed steroids I have don't work, then I'll see if I can find it.

[Mkchief34]

4123167 Sounds fine to me.

[SeventhBrony]

I like to find a good chunk of iron or solid metal pipe that's been out in the sun all day and then scorch the rash, oh that feels SOOOOOO GOOD.

[Pelakka_wurm]

I fell so bad for you when I got poison ivy I didn't get affected that much because I live with stinging nettle and they are similar enough that when I got poison ivy my body knew how to deal with it mostly so it only affected me a couple of days next to no sleep