My Response to Dakari King Mykan's Blog · 8:12am Jul 14th, 2016
Read this blog here before reading the material below
Kermit's right. This is getting ridiculous! I don't normally do these kind of responses, but lately Mykan's whining and his reasons for it are just getting stupid. He's said his piece, now it's time for these so called "mockers" to formally say theirs.
First on a side note, the video he used at the beginning actually doesn't do him a lot of favors considering the stupidity of the movie the clip was from. When YouTube critic YourMovieSucksDOTorg did a review of this movie, he said in his opening line that it was "the first movie I've ever rated dumb out of ten." After watching said review, I can see why he would give the film such a rating. Anyways, on with the post.
It really angers me that people have this need to mock me "...Because I like seeing you get angry, and it's fun"
One person said that (I'm not mentioning their name). Mykan, here you go again taking everything to the absolute thinking every one of your "enemies" have the exact same ideologies. Just because one person said that doesn't mean all your other "enemies" have that exact same motive. Not every one of your "enemies" are these "senseless mockers" you portray them as. Some of them are pretty quiet and mature about their gripes towards your content.
Wow, and people call me pathetic and tell ME to get help? The shoe doesn't fit this time, and why do they do it, simply because the way I live my life and the way I make my stories is unworthy of them, not to their standards.
Your "way of life", if you even want to call it that, has (from what I've seen) done nothing good for you. It's only made you worse.
As for your writing, I've said this and countless others have said this: The reason you're getting all this crap is because you're refusing to learn from your mistakes. It's not just us bronies. Anyone who knows the fundamentals of writing and storytelling with or without the knowledge of the source material wouldn't like your work. Don't believe me? Not long ago, I described to my dad, a non-brony and a man who worked in television as well as taught a college film course, some of the elements you include in your writing such as:
-Your "only good OR evil: PICK ONE" philosophy
-Your need for your protagonists to be OP
And without describing the source material, even HE thought these ideas were shit. In the stories you're trying to write, elements like these would NEVER work....EVER. This is the Internet. If a person posts something that can be deemed as bad, like a bad fanfiction, it's inevitable that people are going to say something. Every single content creator has the risk of their content being deemed as "bad" and that's why they go out of their way to make sure that when they present it, they know for a fact that their readers/viewers will find it good. If I wrote my fanfics the same way you write yours, the feedback I'd be getting would be pretty similar to yours. What made it worse for you is that you CONTINUED to make these mistakes in writing. Your content barely improved in terms of writing, so therefore more and more people went against you, and how you treated even their constructive criticism only salted the wounds.
"See, that's the thing, you don't. You don't enjoy things. You said it yourself. How many times have you said "I don't watch anything anymore because it brings me pain! I hate it!"
So what? It's not a crime, and it's not dangerous.
Actually, it kinda is dangerous. All this anger is terrible for one's health. Plus being so inflexible with your expectations to what you watch/read is just going to make things worse. With the way entertainment has changed over the years, you could probably get some great ideas from the shows/books of today. But no, while the rest of the entertainment world is evolving with new ideas and expanding horizons, you're sticking with your formulas that barely anyone has enjoyed.
it's pathetic. ITs sad, and a bit of a whimpy thing to do.
That's no excuse, and it's does not give anyone the right to needlessly bully me or someone else like me, I mean, who died and made THEM Kings of the world.
Again, if anyone acted like you, their treatment would be pretty damn similar. Just look at Chris-Chan. Considering all the shit you've done in the past, did you honestly think no one was going to say something about it?
No one died nor made us kings. You're just adding wood to the fire with your actions and we're giving you our feedback. As a victim of teasing and bullying, I know how this shtick works. One of the main reasons bullies continue to tease their victims is how these victims react. If their reactions give the bullies reason to persist, then they will persist.
I'm sure if the Ponies saw this behavior, (While it is true, my attitude isn't pleasing either) they would not be pleased and would probably even scold you for the way you acts. Mocking people to get a cheap thrill of seeing someone get hurt and feel miserable? That's disgusting.
Perhaps, some would get more "scolding" than others. However, if you think about it, they would probably give you more scolding than us due to the fact that you write these entire series just to hurt them; some of them being hurt due to your petty complaint that they have happy lives and should be punished for it just because one of your ships from a completely different show didn't work out. At least when most of us criticize your work, we have legitimate reasons for disliking them such as bad grammar and bad characterization. What's your argument? "Cadance is happy but Beast Boy isn't. Therefore she must suffer."......yep......totally legit.
You may call yourselves Bronies, true and loyal fans of MLP, but what you do is no way for a brony to act. Isn't a true brony supposed to believe in the power of friendship, shouldn't you be admiring and helping to spread it? Well, not only have you done the exact opposite by disregarding and kicking out the door every friendship lesson MLP has shown, you're giving it all bad name.
We do believe in friendship. We do try to spread it. But we're not afraid to point out the wrongs in something like bad fanfiction. Just because we believe in friendship doesn't mean we're going to have no negative opinions. Just because we're bronies doesn't mean our ways of determining are non-human. We MLP fans would judge an MLP fic the same way a Power Rangers fan would judge a Power Rangers fic. We're also not afraid to stand up for our fanbase when people like you are going around making bullshit arguments. And unlike you, guess what? We don't go and block every person that disagrees with us and we certainly don't get pissed when people are clearly trying to help us.
In your case, you're giving anti-bronies a bad name. If you look at people such as YouTuber "I Hate Everything" (not really identified as an anti-brony, but still showed a certain dislike for the show), for example, who made some criticisms towards the show, at least he was relatively mature about it and had reasonable arguments as to why he didn't like the show. Reasons such as "I don't like the music" or "I don't like the voice acting" or "the animation's not THAT great" just to name a few. And on the other side, we bronies we're still more than willing to admit that the show wasn't perfect. We had no shame in pointing out times when we think the show fucked up an episode and when we considered the perspective these anti-brony arguments were coming from, we understood why they would have such opinions; for example, yes, the idea of grown men being interested in a show for girls can come off as peculiar and we totally understand that. You are nothing like these people you associate yourself with. The way you react to it is incredibly immature and is just asking for trouble. And most of your reasons for hating the show are only due to the fact that Beast Boy didn't screw Terra in "Things Change". I bet money if the series ended on a positive note or just didn't have Terra in the finale, you wouldn't have any gripes towards the show. That's how flimsy your arguments are.
I have to split this next paragraph into two parts:
All this bullying, mocking, need to hurt people (Mostly me) is very disgraceful
You've cyberbullied, threatened, and even stalked others on the internet over a fucking shipping pair. You're not one to talk.
and proves my point that Friendship doesn't work the way MLP shows it, and that it cannot truly save you from all things.
Okay, I am sick of hearing this line. Mainly because what he's saying in this line and how he portrays said line in his writing are two completely different things. Yes, even we bronies agree that friendship doesn't ALWAYS solve the problem. But here's a question that you don't seem to really answer in or out of your stories:
When does friendship work?
If you're going to deconstruct something, you have to be willing to point out the rights AND wrongs of the subject so that your readers can see what needs fixing and what doesn't. To put it more simply, your goal is to show that the subject is imperfect and has its flaws and from how you're describing it in the quote above, that appears to be your case. However, your problem is that in your Starfleet fics, which discuss this issue, you only show when friendship DOESN'T work and barely if not ever recognizes when it does. If you're only pointing out the wrongs of friendship, you're basically saying "Friendship never works in any situation". This kind of judgement is the equivalent of a teacher grading a student's paper based only on what they did wrong and not considering what they did right. Again, we have a case of your ridiculous "Good OR evil: PICK ONE" philosophy in which an ideology is either 100% right or 100% wrong; failing to look at both aspects.
Bullying and mocking people is not right in any sense, and telling them how they should live based on YOUR experiences is just as wrong. People don't have to all be the same, and I don't have to live the way other people want me to just cuz THEY WANT IT.
Sooooo from the way you've worded this, you're saying that giving advice is just as bad as bullying? Because that's kind of what advice essentially is. In fact, depending on the situation, doing this can actually be a sign of caring for those around you; it's to show that they want to help like any friend would. For instance, if I had a relative who was a long-term smoker that went through many health problems as a result, and he/she told me that I would be better off not smoking, I would certainly take their word for it because he/she is giving advice based on what they've experienced. Plus, by doing so, I know they care about me because they don't want me to risk going through the same problems they went through. That's pretty much what a good portion of us "mockers" are doing, or at least trying to do. Even before you came onto the net, we've made mistakes similar to the one you've made as well as seen others make said mistakes. We know the paths these mistakes can lead to, so when we noticed you doing them, we tried to tell you that this wouldn't end well and we offered different routes, but instead you spat in our faces and only listened to those who blindly agreed with you, aka your white knights.
We're not asking you to be the same as us. We don't want you to completely change who you are to fit our desires. I've seen people who have lived like you and they certainly didn't look happy with their lives. We're just trying to offer possible and reasonable solutions that could have the chance of making your life less miserable.
No, life doesn't work that way, and it's time you bullies and mockers ended this sick twisted game to hurt people. It's no wonder there are more people like me coming onto the net, it was YOU who broke their spirits, and it was YOU who made things worse with your insensitivity.
It was YOUR behavior that turned your followers (including me) against you
It was YOUR decision to post your fics and work that led to your infamy
It was YOU who refused any and all forms of help
It was YOU who chose to keep living in misery
It was YOU who made things worse with your anger
These so called bullies that you despise so much were created by YOU being an ungrateful jerk
I think you ought to consider getting help for yourselves, because this needless desire to hurt people... it's gotta stop!
Stop your childish attitude...then we'll talk.
I may have run out of words to say for now, and I may even run out of things to say entirely, but from what Bullies and Mockers have done to me and are still doing to me and to others, and for the ridiculous reasons behind it (Quick thrills, laughs, need to harm people)... I will NEVER run out of Anger... the very anger and resentment that you bullies have taught me to feel, and are continuing to teach others to feel.
Who knows? Maybe you will run out of things to say, maybe you won't. How should I know? But from what your anger has done and is still doing to the people that once followed you...You will NEVER run short on enemies...the very actions you've done have shown these people who you REALLY are, and are continuing to show others why so many are against you.
*taps chin* You wrote this, but you haven't written for your story yet.
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Wrong, what you suggest will do just the OPPOSITE!!!
4090945
Expressing disagreement is not bullying, nor is this blog an attack.
4091031
THANK YOU!
Encore, hear, hear, etc! I love how Mykey, instead of going over your points, just comments that you're a bully.
4091031 Meeester! Meeester is back! Still grumpy as ever? YOU CANNOT DENY WHAT IS EXPRESSED THROUGH YOUR PROF PIC! *gets uncomfortably close to your face* I know the truth!
4090945 lol
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And no. You can't stop this~♫
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The Trolling has been doubled!
4091238 I know right? I've made an argument for every single paragraph in his post.
4091238
Cuz that's not permitted here (That would be flame warring) So If respond the way you wanted me too, I'll get in trouble. Plus, you don't care much for such things anyway, so why bother?
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Doesn't stop you from responding anyway.
4255553
Hey, you're bent, so it's up to me to try and straighten you out before you bend other people worse (Not that it's working)
4255715
Well, have you actually asked an administrator whether or not you can make a counter blog?
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Don't have too...
No personal attacks, in public or otherwise.
No hate speech.
No spam. This includes chain letters, referral links, posting the same thing many times in different places, and anything that involves, or encourages other users to, repost identical or similar content. This excludes posting information about your new story in groups that explicitly allow it.
Do not make blogs attacking another user or encouraging people to attack another user.
(Hmm, I guess I should get rid of the LET'S PICK ON ME blog, and it also means TO ME that I cannot post my Rant about Twilight sparkle and the ponies either... That would be considered Hate Speech, and possible Exploit as well)
Still... even if I could post the reply in a blog (I have the blog filled) it won't matter anyway, not to you, him or anyone else, or don't you realize that by now? You'll just under.cut and ignore what I say, and refuse to accept or respect my ways are my ways and just continue to hurt me and get others to do the same anyway. Again, there is no point.
And that concludes this matter
4255715
Hello Kettle, my name is pot. You're black
4255715 Oh by the way, I meant to send you this on Christmas as a gift, but that day was really tiring and busy this time around. Think of it as a peaceful gesture in regards to the holiday.
4360431
Whatever... Changes nothing
Hey I recognize you from Mykan's stories, you were the hero in my eyes. This was a very entertaining read, I'm quite surprised that guy went to the trouble of proving you wrong, only for you to come out on top. I'm very disgusted at Mykan's blog post, you make it bearable to read. So congratulations to you :)
This blog pretty much sums up Mykan perfectly
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Good to know many others see this twerp for the bully he is. If he were smart he wouldn't have come to this site in the first place. But let's be honest, this idiot 4360540 isn't big on intelligence.