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The Phantom Joker


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Jul
7th
2016

Agent of Chaos Update And The Plan So Far · 9:58pm Jul 7th, 2016

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! I have a little update for you all on my latest addition to my good friend PyraFlare's Nightmare-Verse and my new Joker Displaced, Agent of Chaos.

First off, my Joker will be an anti-hero like Red Hood. Secondly, Joker will have the design of the Arkham Origins Joker, but he'll sound like Mark Hamill's Joker. Third, my Joker will be driving the Arkham Knight Joker Mobile from the start. Fourth, here's the wonderful toys the Nightmare-Verse Mr.J will have:

Razor Cards
A custom-made revolver that fires both real bullets and a "BANG! flag should he be out of ammo or if he just wants to screw with people/ponies
Joy Buzzers that go a little too far if Joker doesn't let go quick enough...which happens A LOT.
X-Ray vision specs that actually allow Joker to see through walls and junk.
An acid-squirting prank flower
A knife (that's been Joker's go-to melee weapon since The Dark Knight, maybe even before then. Why wouldn't he have one?)
A crowbar
Chattering Teeth that explode either by remote detonation or physical contact
Smylex/Joker Venom (both versions of it. Don't know what I'm talking about? Well, in at least two different Batman cartoons, Joker did have and use his happy gas on more than one occassion. Except, since it was a children's cartoon, Joker Venom didn't actually kill the victim, but instead rendered them a prisoner in their own body.)

And finally, the Chaos Powers. While these are stronger than Discord's (but way, way, WAY weaker than me and Pyra's Bill Cipher), they're also a double-edged sword, unless he uses them to top off his supply of Razor Cards, bullets for his gun, acid for his flower, etc. However, should Joker try to do something on the same reality-warping scale as Discord, the strain will always render him unconcious. So, these powers are a last resort.

And now for what I've got planned for the story. After the opening dialogue, we find Thunderlane returning to his apartment after hanging out at a nightclub. He finds a pizza coupon slipped under his door. Calling the number and placing his order, the guy on the other end tells him that they'll be there in 30seconds. Mere seconds later, Thunderlane's pizza arrives, and the pegasus is attacked and gassed by an unknown figure. The gas causes Thunderlane to start laughing uncontrollably, and while he's laughing, the stallion pulls out what appears to be a pill bottle. The attacker takes the bottle and scolds Thunderlane before taking his leave, leaving a Joker Card behind.

Stay tuned to JTV for Part 2 of the opening. Also, there's a prize for whoever can tell me where I got this opening from. :twilightsmile::pinkiecrazy:

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I will be waiting for this story to come. It seems like a good story to read.

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