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A British Gentleman


I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

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  • 203 weeks
    Too Funny Not to Share

    Good evening, my fine ladies and gentlemen. I may be a touch late with this, but I feel it's too good to pass up on. Behold, fanfic, as written by predictive text:

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    6 comments · 582 views
  • 277 weeks
    [Non Pony] Purest Snake Oil

    Good evening, my good ladies and gentlemen. I hope to find you alive, well and, preferably, tipsy.

    A video recently dropped on YouTube, concerning the vexing topic of Anti-Vaxxers. Some of it, however, featured a firm called Coseva. A seller of outrageously overpriced snake oil, it's claims about its products are mindbogglingly stupid and wrong.

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    12 comments · 1,483 views
  • 280 weeks
    I Really Hope That This Guy is a Troll

    Good morning, my good ladies and gentlemen, and a Merry Christmas to all.

    I'm hoping that the guy I'm about to show you is a troll, but, having looked at his posting history, there's a very real chance he's the real deal. If so, I present to you the least self-aware arsehole on the internet. As you read that statement, consider the state of the competition...

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    9 comments · 641 views
  • 286 weeks
    Excelsior, Stan Lee. You Will be Greatly Missed

    Stan Lee has died, after a long, full life.

    We will never see his like again. Let us celebrate his legacy.

    1 comments · 495 views
  • 291 weeks
    [Non-Pony] CERN Controversy: An Impartial Scientist's Perspective

    Greetings my good ladies and gentlemen. I hope to find you well.

    For the benefit of anyone who hasn't been following the news on the matter, an Italian physics professor, Alessandro Strumia, was invited to participate in a workshop on gender in physics by Cern, with an audience largely composed of young, early career (Ph.D students and Postdocs) female physicists.

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    9 comments · 674 views
Jun
15th
2016

A Message to the LGBT Community · 4:15pm Jun 15th, 2016

Greetings my good sirs and my good ladies. Although I am a straight man, in order to show my support in light of the recent tragedy, I have elected to join the LGBT group.

While I am there, I wish to use this opportunity to show some love to the good ladies and gentlemen of the LGBT community. Therefore, to you I say this:

Back in my school days, many long years ago, we were told to be tolerant. I, however, am uncomfortable with the term.

I tolerate a crying baby on a bus.

I don't tolerate you, my good ladies and gentlemen. I LIKE you.

You are awesome.

I don't care if you are gay, bisexual, lesbian, straight, transsexual or anything else. You are awesome, and you should always remember how awesome you are.

I invite other users to take this opportunity to give our fellows some love. Let us remind our friends of how awesome they are.

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Comments ( 1 )

Never sure how to respond to messages like these.

Thanks, I guess.

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