So the author statistics are interesting · 12:55am Jun 10th, 2016
From the new blog post about all them stats there's a linked google spreadsheet with a long list of authors and scores them according to words written, likes, dislikes, etc.
I was curious, and I'm very vain despite how much I talk trash about myself, so I took a look at it, its actually pretty interesting. I have 45 stories, which is exceptionally more than I should have but surprisingly just below the top 100 slots at 123. I am 24th in the most human stories though, to no one's surprise. The link to that is here.
Most surprising to me is that the average and median views are up while the actual words posted is down. Ya'll some lazy mother chuffers just want us authors to write all this nonsense. Pick up the slack, write a scootaloo orphan story, I believe in you.
So anyway yea, that was pretty neat.
I'd written 75 stories but they're almost all short because I don't have the attention span/willpower/work ethic/drive to write longer things.