agar.io ruined my day. · 5:11am Mar 4th, 2016
I'm only posting this because I rarely ever blog and I realize how dumb all this was.
two hours ago consumed by boredom I started to play agar.io (the moment where everything turned to the path of hell) It started simple. My personal rule is. When I die I stop playing for a bit. I never died. I grew and grew and grew and climbed the leader board again and again. When my rank moved down I'd hunt and grow again. This continued until I reached rank 2 and was caught between number 1 and a smaller cell who had a vendetta against me for eating him partially. I escaped but was off the leader board. But I still didn't die. I climbed back on the leader board and got to rank 5. This was when I realized; I had been playing for two *#$%ing hours! I knew this game had no real goals other than survival and growth. At that point I didn't even know why I was trying. My will was gone, my determination was gone, my purpose was gone. I only wanted the sweet release of death. I followed the nearest cell and waited till it fused and then allowed myself to be consumed. My stats showed I had eaten 1687 other players. I moved the one who ate me up to rank 4. I hope it brings them more happiness than it brought me. And I hope if it does; that it lasts.
Forget it.
I've made it to #1 before... it wasn't worth it.
wut?
Agario's fucking crazy comrade. And pointless. And it eats your soul.
3790488
Huh?
3790522
Oh god. How long did it take you?
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All is true. I don't know why I decided to click play
3790783
Ummmmmmm... at least an hour. And I only managed it because somepony blew up a green thing next to #1 & #2 we were all close enough in size that we couldn't eat each other, but then they popped and I was there to pick up the pieces.
3790817
That had saved me some times. five people tried to pop me. The only reason I died was cause I felt no reason to go on living.
...wow. I just realized how depressing that sounded
3790785 Boredom. The same reason you killed all of Frisk's friends.
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3790953 that's the same tune from another fan video I've heard.
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It was a response to a video so it probably is the tune
3791085 cool
3791100
Yep. There are a lo of songs for undertale out there
3790834
Yeah, that sounded pretty depressing.
3791188 no the video I heard this tune on was most likely a Steven Universe video.
3791280
Well that's where Stronger than you came from. Someone made a parody video and then this is a response to that
3791279
Yeah but thankfully real life is still worth surviving in
3791300 oh wow. Cool
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3791301
Meh, you're probably right.
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I think I am
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I do