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Scarheart


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  • 182 weeks
    Quick Update

    I do apologize for not getting the next chapter of The Light of a Candle out, but I've been preparing for the upcoming move and just haven't made the time to write. I've been debating on which perspective to go with and it's been kind of annoying.

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  • 184 weeks
    Who's on Eekum Bokum?

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  • 185 weeks
    Chapter 20 Update (I promise, it's the last one)

    Chapter is now being beaten to death like the dead horse topics we love to argue over. Pick a topic, and I'll drag out the corpse.

    Should be out tonight!

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    1 comments · 346 views
  • 185 weeks
    Chapter 20 Update

    3300 words so far. I haven't forgotten. There were some changes I wanted to work through for one of the characters. I was not happy with the original concept and decided to delve a bit into Greek myth for inspiration. I hope you like it when I do publish the chapter. It's not done. There's one last bit to do for it before I ship it off to my editors for ridicule. I do apologize for the delay, but

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    1 comments · 321 views
  • 186 weeks
    Picked Up a Real Estate Agent

    And so it begins...
    The great house hunt of our time.

    I'm super excited being able to go out and buy a home after two years of paying rent!

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    5 comments · 231 views
Jan
25th
2016

I, Chrysalis XVIII · 3:55am Jan 25th, 2016

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Comments ( 11 )

Horse thoughts: My life is a pane.

3710828 Ewe would know.

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I have got to hoof it to you both, those are punstastically groan worthy.

3710854 Sorry, I'm just gnu at this.

3710873

I'm just gnu at this.

Yeah, same here.
Maybe we should badger Kudzu and asp him for tips?

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3710854 :trollestia: One thousand years, pungeon, all of you; two hundred years, no parole.

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Ah nuts, now my life has no porpoise.

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One thousand years, pungeon

You will never coral me in some cage. It just ant gonna happen; I will not be cowed.

3711184 No porpoise, you say? We've got a suitable replacement three cells down; used to be quite a bottlenose, but thirty years is long enough to any one of their bad habits.
3714889:ajbemused: Your resistance emuses me, I'll inform the warden that we've got a new tenant that needs whippet into line.

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Eel duck and flea all your punning plans and worm my way out of trouble!


On a completely unrelated note, "I, Chrysalis" is an anagram of "Hi, scaly sir!". The relevance of this is, of course, obvious.
:moustache:

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