Worst Fucking Christmas · 2:59am Dec 26th, 2015
God dammit, I had the worst Christmas ever this year. Not only was it just as stressful as any other day this year since graduating college, I didn't even get any good presents.
I mean, my sister thinks she's so cute getting me a customized Man Crate with a personalized beer mug and other shit, fuck that bitch! I'll think next time before I get her tickets to see the Chicago musical and a Otterbox case for her new iPad (I always knew my parents only loved her).
Then my parents got me a stupid fucking Keurig for my office. That shit probably doesn't even make good espresso. I even specifically asked for the Jura Impressa I found in Sur la Table! Fucking. Bullshit.
All I really wanted this year was an Apple Watch. And what do my worthless, Hitler-spawn parents get me? An Apple Watch Sport. Hello? What about that one with the gold body? Was that really too much to fucking ask? I spent $100 EACH on the Joe Bonamassa tickets I got me and my dad and spent a bunch more for my mom's tagerine or whatever the fuck, the accompanying cookbook, a mandolin, and bottle of saffron.
Am I not good enough of a son/brother for you fucks?
And then my grandma gives me only $50 in a dumb card with puppies on it and now I just want to fucking die!
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3643429 I hope on everything holy that you are right and this is a satire/sarcasm post.
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Count me in; this had better be a satire/sarcasm post.
I might have laughed if the ending concluded with something that revealed it to be an exercise in satire/sarcasm. But nope, we're left with a cliffhanger...
Edit: Just noticed the three tags....
#obviousclickbait
#firstworldproblems
#shitposting
Social media, bleah...
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Didnt even notice the tag thingies
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I didn't notice the tags either.
3643677 I just barely noticed them.
Tch...
I was about to go on a huge fucking rant but then I read through the comments and looked at the tags. Well played good sir, but fuck you.
...What do you work as?
I was very worried.... Then I saw the tags. Bravo sir.