Dec
24th
2015
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas · 1:55pm Dec 24th, 2015
Literally the best Christmas song.
Unless you're drunk. Then that honor goes to:
But whether you're drunk or sober, with friends or family, enjoy the festive season and take it easy. You deserve it—we're almost at the end of another whole year. Madness. Have a good time, and forget the fact I'm terrible at sticking to writing. (Holiday season was busier than expected, what with seeing friends, family and having to do essay work. Joy. So apologies for that.)
Also leave some cookies and milk under your chimney. Not for that fat fuck Santa, but for best pony, of course.
Have a good one, folks,
-JaketheGinger
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JaketheGinger · 274 views
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Merry Christmas Jakey-Jake!
...though really, I don't think your cookies specifically have to be by the chimney for Pinkie.
She'll track them down wherever. Nothing will stop her. No wall is thick enough. No distance is far enough. She WILL have her due.