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Chocolate Pony


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Dec
14th
2015

I'm A Cocoaholic · 12:51am Dec 14th, 2015

I do believe I'm addicted to chocolate. I love practically any kind. Milk chocolate, white chocolate, dark chocolate, brownies, ice cream, hot chocolate, chocolate chip cookies, chocolate milk, chocolate syrup, etc.

I left out cake because I'm more into vanilla cake than chocolate cake for some reason. And yet, out of all this, I'm still skinny as a rail! Some even say I need to gain weight.

But, anyways, chocolate makes the world go around. Not to mention, it matches my skin color. I'm not black, I'm brown. There's a difference. I'm dark, but not extremely dark like some can be. Maybe I need to eat more chocolate...

Life, and it's many dilemmas. This is certainly not one of them. I just felt like taking about chocolate. After all, I LOVE to bake! Pies, cookies, cakes, muffins. Even other foods like, lasagna, casserole, etc. I'm all about baking and cooking from scratch. It makes it fun when your challenged. Especially with a new recipe to something.

But, you simply can never beat chocolate. That's right mares and gentlecolts. I...am a cocoaholic. Go ahead! Lock me in chains and take me to the stoney lonesome! Shun me for my wrong ways! Show me no remorse! NO REMORSE!

I am so sorry you had to read this. I'm gonna go eat my chocolate chip cookies now.

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Comments ( 41 )

Good lord. In that case, I hope you brush your teeth. Seriously. If not, well...

Why not use chocolate-flavored toothpaste?:pinkiesmile:

3670957 I love chocolate, but not THAT much. I prefer mint toothpaste. Or maybe....mint chocolate chip flavored.

3678234 I just stick with milk chocolate, fudge, and brownies.

You remind me of my brother who has a mild addiction for chocolate.

3679187 *giggles* He's lucky. His is mild. Mine is....*checks meter* What am I doing? I broke this meter years ago. *throws it away*

3679177 If you say so, darling!

3686740 It's all part of the package.:eeyup:

The question is...
What chocolate do you eat the most?

3686879 Milk, and dark. But mostly milk.

3686942 Why thank you, darling. You're too kind.

3686950 You're very easy to like.

3686964 Aww, thank you. *blushes*

3686969 You're so sweet. Which reminds me...

3686980 *bows* Thank you, thank you. Though, I am a bit..cheesy. *eats chocolate covered cheesecake*

3687007 Quite the cheesy joke you made. Good thing I'm not Swiss.

3687134 I learned my puns from the best: Chuggaaconroy.

3687144 Oh really now? Interesting.

3687150 Have you actually heard of Chuggaaconroy? He's my YouTube idol.

3687163 Phenomenal Nintendo YouTuber.

3687193 I might look into him.

3687196 You may want to look into "Chuggaaconroy Best Moments" first. That's how you'll get an overview for just how great he is.

3687208 Honestly, I wouldn't want to be a gaming YouTuber if not for him.

3687221 Yeah. I owe a lot to him.

3689253 Do take your ike. I'm not rushing you.

3696839 I'd like to know when you do.

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