Take a Guess at What I'm Writing! · 10:44pm Dec 10th, 2015
Raven was shuffling the papers she had been assigned to reorganize in the school’s massive filing cabinet when she heard the rustle and swish of cloth coming down the hall to the main offices. She turned around—expecting to find a student or parent standing at the desk—and was confronted instead with the sight of Vice Principal Luna in a full Victorian-style dress complete with ruffled lace and corset. The VP was even wearing elbow length gloves and had some sort of dark colored tiara on her head.
“Miss Luna?” Raven adjusted her glasses. “Why are you dressed like a dark colored Disney Princess? And why are you here in that outfit?”
“I have been summoned by my sister to your world.” Luna looked down at herself, wondering how she could explain away the creation of clothing by a magic she only barely understood. “Er...it’s...custom?”
“I bet that cost you and arm and a leg! But you know, I never would have pegged you for one of those people that get into character whenever the RenFaire comes to town.” The secretary snorted, walking over to the desk to sit down. “Next thing you know, you’ll be addressing me in Ye Olde English.”
“Y-yes? I shall.” Luna looked around awkwardly, not sure how she was supposed to respond to her majordomo’s human counterpart. “Is my sister available?”
“I believe so. Let me buzz you in.” Raven hit the buzzer for the Principal’s inner office, the lock on the door clicking free. She gestured at the door in her best Vanna White impression, giggling when the VP lifted her long, ribbed skirt slightly, and honest-to-god curtsied.
She couldn’t stifle the sudden giggle fit until Luna disappeared into Celestia’s office, the door locking behind the woman. Raven smirked and stretched, rotating her chair to roll back over to the filing cabinet when she heard the click of one of the office doors opening. That was fast.
The secretary looked back over her shoulder, her jaw dropping open as Luna stepped out of her own office from across the main lobby area, dressed in her traditional work outfit of a dark collared shirt and comfortable slacks. The VP closed her door behind her and smiled in Raven’s direction.
“I’m heading out for lunch, Raven. I going to try and run some errands while I’m at it, so send any calls to my voicemail, ok?”
Raven nodded slowly, her eyes flicking back to the door to the Principal’s office. “Um...sure thing. What about...your sister?”
“Celestia is a big girl,” Luna shrugged, turning towards the hallway, “she can handle her own lunch. I’ll be back in a little while.”
Raven blinked and nodded again, unsure of what was going on. Man, things just keep getting weirder and weirder at this school.
Now I'm not saying it's lesbians, but...
Adorable. You *might* go for the fakeout with the clip-clop-clip of heels on the tile floors as Luna approaches. (I love the idea of Luna using that psychological lever to unerve prospective verbal combatants.)
Awesome. Will EqG!Luna walk in on them midway through?
And join in?
Ooh, this sounds like it'll be interesting! Looking forward to it!
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Hmmm...good point. Although, I was thinking the admin offices and reception would be carpeted. But the clip-clop-clap of regal heels on tile would be a nice little detail to add in.
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I like you
Kinky
Is it gonna be the heartwarming tale of EQG-world Luna and Celestia calling the Royal Sisters from the pony world over to introduce them to the wonderful world of bureaucracy? They will exchange paperwork tips, giggle over phrases they use to slip up non-paperworkers, tell each other the best choices of quick lunch that will ensure maximum efficiency while keeping breaks as short as possible...
Oh Fuzzy, such wonderful ideas you have!
Not sure where the "lesbians" fit into it, though. Maybe it's some code word that denotes a stapler trick that makes bundling documents easier?