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Chocolate Pony


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  • 346 weeks
    Alone. Again.

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  • 347 weeks
    Not Good Enough

    So I became friends with the kid I had a major crush on like a year ago. I told the kid I liked him back when I did and he bascially said he'd never like me back and eventually we stopped talking. But I decided to apologize and become friends with him now. And today I found out he likes a girl. And she likes him. A lot. And seeing a I don't like him nearly as much as I used to you'd think it was

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  • 350 weeks
    Trotting Forth With A New Story!

    Now that I have returned to Fimfiction I've decided to do as I'd planned to do ages ago! Write another story featuring a romance between Discord and Celestia! I have kinda always shipped them so it'll be like a dream come true to actually write a story on them. Wish me luck!

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Dec
9th
2015

I HATE YOU SOCIETY! · 11:35pm Dec 9th, 2015

That moment when you realise your failing everything in school and are probably gonna fail the semester. Even after literally doing school for 9 striving hours! Why society!? Why must you always be so cruel to me!?

And then you realise you have to spend Christmas break with your bitch of a mother. This is my Christmas present. Failure. And depression. Isn't life glorious?

I needed to rant and rave for a few minutes. Better than screaming and throwing things in the house for half an hour. Or throwing a massive tantrum on the floor like I feel like doing. Or screaming, crying, and wanting to shoot someone.

*falls face first into a pillow and screams*

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Comments ( 59 )

Life is bullshit.

You can always do just that with me. I'm a shoulder to cry on.:heart:

3670964 Aww, thank you darling. You're most kind. :twilightsmile:

3678238 I may be suffering from shattered self-esteem and severe depression (especially at school), but I don't want others to suffer with me.:derpytongue2:

3679176 I'm willing to suffer with you! I vow to help others! *holds hoof to chest* I will pump you so full of chocolate to cheer you up, you'll die of a sugar induced coma.

3686733 Pleasant imagery. The insanity I enjoy is an enigma.

I'm not gonna lie, I suddenly smelled cocoa while typing this.

3686794 Are you sure you imagined smelling it? Or am I hiding in your closet with a plate full of chocolate muffins? *suspicious face, fielding villain mustache.* Forever a mystery.

3686881 Maybe both. I KNEW IT!!!

3686892 Oh darling. For all you know, it called be an illusion. Like life itself. We really don't exist and are merely dreaming up our lives to cover up how much suffering we have to go through in reality. Or is there a reality? Do we actually exist? I need to stop smoking this cocoa. It's getting to me. *drum beat and cymbal clash again*

3686925 Just call Cocoa Pommel.

3686968 You don't choose Thug Life. Thug Life chooses you.

3687137 If I ever have a dream where Celestia's looking at me the same way as portrayed in that video, I'll just say, "Celestia, no..."

3687142 You lost me. In a galaxy, far, far away.

3687160 She was never heard from again.

3687175 Except for that "NOOOOOO!:raritydespair:"

3687192 Well, uh... Thanks! So are you!:heart:

3687197 Why thank you. We can just..spend our days complimenting each other.

3687201 I really like your mane.

3687219 Thank you. *I brush it back with my hoof* I brush it very often.

3687226 I don't. I'm waiting for mine to grow out.
Something like this guy's do:
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Dave Mustaine.
Something like that, though I want mine to reach past my shoulders before I get it trimmed.

3687241 Nice. I love Ken with long hair. Since I'm black, I naturally have a lot of hair. It's really thick, and very soft after being washed and oiled. It's pretty much at my shoulders hand its not in a pony tail or two ponytails.

3687269 I'm a girl. So, that's not gonna work.

3687281 ...Right, then.
That works for me.

3687316 Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be a girl. I'm not transgender, though.

3687806 It's awful. To say the least. But, it has its perks.

3689256 Well, to each their own.

3698811 The last time someone said that to me was in 2014 at Michigan's Renaissance Festival. Haven't seen that girl since. Haven't been called cute since.

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