WOW
I have 350 followers now - that's like half the population of the entire world!
To celebrate, let's have an ALL-NIGHT PARTY-NIGHT RAVE-EXTRAORDINAIRE THAT TAKES FOREVER TO LOAD
I know this video is REALLY old news and everyone already saw this years ago, but I felt like making a new blog post to bump that DEPRESSING PREVIOUS BLOG POST off my profile page, so have this FILLER BLOG POST WITH A VIDEO THAT YOU HAVE ALMOST DEFINITELY ALREADY SEEN 9000 TIMES AND ARE PROBABLY SICK OF
Okay, BIG NEWS: I have decided the only thing I can do now is LITERALLY KILL MYSELF
Basically I forgot to delete my history and my parents and brother found my FiMFiction account. I walked in to all 3 of them gathered around the PC screen. Upon closer inspection, I noticed they were on this site, reading one of my stories (the Spitfire one).
Because I am a retard, I completely failed to notice that my follower count has ROLLED PAST 300. It's on 303 right now.
Which means it's time for the 300 FOLLOWERS MOVIE NIGHT ALL-NIGHT RAVE BONANZA DREAMCAST PARTY MARATHON.
Or, alternatively, I'll just use this blog post say "Thanks for following me" to all 303 of you.
Oh, and here's a THANKYOU VIDEO THAT ISN'T EVEN MADE BY ME
Awesome! 150 people have joined the list of WORLD'S COOLEST PEOPLE. Check it out, I even renamed the followers/watchers/whatever list to "World's Coolest People".
Anyway, since I seem to inexplicably make a blog post for each 50 follower milestone... here's the one for 150. Thanks to everyone following me!
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No hitmen this time?
285659
One of the many trials of being a hitman.
It turned out none of my hitmen were following my fanfictions, so they ended up assassinating themselves.
I would follow you into the bowels of hell!
Or the bowels of some as-yet-unknown pony. Either one.
285666
It's so hard to find good help these days, especially when it comes to hitmen.
285666 That's so sad, poor hitmen. Are you going to do something to honor them?
285666
seriously just kidding, your stories are hilariously mean.
Just when I thought my day couldn't get any better
285666
Those hitmen should've followed the wise words of a senior hitman: "Always practice what you preach".
I hear that's a common newbie-hitman error. Are you sure they were skilled in their profession?
285667
I love a good bowel-trek.
285671
Indeed.
285673
I would like to hold a funeral service for them, but their corpses are unrecoverable - it turns out they were such skilled, efficient hitmen that they managed to hide their own corpses after assassinating themselves.
285677
Don't worry, there's still a hitman trained on you. My one surviving hitman.
285680
I LOVE YOU TOO
285681
285682
They were TOO skilled in their profession. They shall be missed.
I would suggest this one guy named Brad Simmons if your looking for one. He knows how to get the job done, but he has a tendancy to get himself killed some how...........
pfffft You don't need a hitman to force me to read your stories. I'm already addicted to them
285666 Why don't you hire us to be your hitmen?
The last guy to release this type of blog post (I believe the orange fox 100 followers post) I immediatly unfollowed to troll them, knocking them back to 99. And you know Goris, your still on 150, I could always hit that unfollow button, what are you gonna do for me to make me not. Because you know, you havn't done the beloved Derpy yet, SO STOP DOING FUCKING WONDERBOLTS AND MAKE ME FAIL TO FUCK HER
285703
It's always better to accept defeat.
285704
My hitman budget has run out. He shall be hired in the next batch of hitmen.
285842
That is why you have been spared from the hitmen's wrath... for now.
285882
You just have to assassinate literally everyone who isn't following me on this site. 
You are now a member of my OFFICIAL HITMAN TEAM!
285884
I'LL DO A DERPY ONE EVENTUALLY
You
me when I am 
Sha ting mon