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Davesknd


I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

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  • 355 weeks
    Tails of Equestria - They finally made one!

    As my dear "readers" (or rather waiters,,, sorry, I am working on stuff, I promise) may have noticed, I like RPGs. I even wrote an entire chapter as an RPG, for goodness sake! Now, the good people at "River Horse" (love the name already) managed to talk Hasbro into making an official MLP RPG called "Tails of Equestria".
    I got the book today and I just finished it... here are my thoughts:

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    6 comments · 615 views
  • 371 weeks
    Let's talk about Zelda *BotW Spoilers*

    So... you might have noticed that I have been a tad quiet lately. Well, work is an inverse b'tch as it pays me to get screwed over and over again.
    Jokes aside, I want to vent a little and I thought the best way to do that is to write about something that I love: Zelda

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    0 comments · 438 views
  • 397 weeks
    RPGs You Should Try

    Recently one of my friends and me got into a bit of a quarrel about the state of modern RPGs. While he thinks that RPGs are at their lowest with D&D 5, the new 7th Sea being disappointing and FF games losing Warhammer, I personally think that we are in an golden age of Roleplaying with sites like DriveThruRPG and the like allowing us to find games that would have never seen publishing alone.

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    7 comments · 617 views
  • 401 weeks
    WORST EPISODE EVER!!!

    Seriously? 11 Int for a "Turn into root vegetable" spell?
    That's heavy transmogrify and at least level 5 in 3.5 and maybe 4 in Pathfinder. That needs a 15 or 14 Int! Even more if untrained!
    And Captain Wuss should get a save!
    GOD!
    0 out of 5 stars
    No points
    Terrible episode!

    (PS: Can someone please recommend a decent neurosurgeon? I need someone to get these writers out of my head!!!)

    1 comments · 433 views
  • 405 weeks
    OH GOD!

    They made a pony version of ME!
    It finally happened! They just forgot the glasses... GET OUT OF MY HEADS, WRITERS! AND WHERE CAN I GET A BONDAGE BODY PILLOW LIKE THAT?

    1 comments · 409 views
Nov
22nd
2015

Let's call it an intermission until the latest chapter is up · 8:54pm Nov 22nd, 2015

I had no idea where to post this, so I'll just put it here:

It was a regular evening in a completely random and uninteresting part of Equestria. So uninteresting that only a complete fool would ever consider putting any kind of meeting place for super secret agents here. NO Ma'am! Please ignore that hollowed out tree, the tripwires, magical barriers and trained attack sparrows. All random magical phenomena, I tell you.
In a tree that was coincidentally hollowed out (probably by the wind) and well furnished (some ponies will throw perfectly good furniture out and arrange it in a comfy fashion) four ponies were having dinner.
"I can't believe everyone had to go undercover just because of that breakout..." The only pegasus, a dark blue bat-pony with black and blue hair pondered "You guys did such amazing work. Us criminal investigators were always jealous of how your battles."
"You know how important deniability is when you deal with abominations from beyond the veil of sanity. Besides, we have a team of magical super heroines now. We monster hunters deserve a little break." The only earth pony, a cream colored mare with a blue and pink mane answered. "But at least all that infiltration training finally paid off. You never have to change your voice when you yell profanities at a bug bear."
"At least it worked out for both of us." Diamond Shadow answered with a smile. Her gaze went to the unicorn beside Bon Bon. "And I see that you surrendered to the allure of a unicorn as well..."
"What can I say? Lyra is a wonderful mare. Deceiving her was horrible... but I guess you know how that feels..."
"Luna help me, yes. We were really lucky to have such wonderful partners to even it out. Right honey?" She turned to her partner "You seem a bit unhappy.
"Do we have to be here like this? The cone of silence is too small for my horn and I am getting a terrible headache!" Autumn whined, his horn and head wedged into the contraption.
"Sorry, but we have rules for meetings between secret agents."
"You both are retired!" Lyra yelled, equally uncomfy with her own unicorn-unfit device.
"Admittedly, this place hasn't been used in decades, but its so nostalgic..."
"So... Autumn." Lyra sighed "How has life treated you? Haven't seen you in ages."
"Yes... ever since the school for gifted unicorns..."
"So? What happened? One day you stopped coming."
"Yes, I was expelled, disowned by my family, moved into an old friends basement, turned to growing mushrooms in my own manure to survive. Then I found out the truth behind the mare in the moon, tried to prepare Equestria for Nightmare Moon's return by forming a cult and committing treason against the crown. Luckily we were infiltrated by Diamond Shadow, so I could meet her. How about you?"
"Oh... I moved back to Ponyville and I mostly do musical stuff for a living. And I study humans."
"Ah, humans... how quaint..."

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Comments ( 1 )

Might want to put it as an intermission on Between Phase and Planning.

I'm looking forward to the chapter! :pinkiehappy:

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