Dreaming. · 4:02pm Nov 16th, 2015

8:50 AM - The Purple Menace: Weird fucking dream.
8:51 AM - Officer Hot-Pants is now Online.
8:51 AM - Officer Hot-Pants: Literally?
8:51 AM - The Purple Menace: Eh, no.
8:54 AM - The Purple Menace: I met up with this goth chick at a pizzeria, of which I had been looking for her just to have a little chat before I went home. Asking her what she was gonna do, she said she was gonna go get drunk outside of the school we went to - located in a forest dense enough that it wouldn't have even been possible for there to be one in. I said I would come too, hugging her and proceeding to walk with her into the forest - no field between the mid-population city and it, of course. Looked like a weird-ass nightmare before Christmas forest, with thorns and shit.
8:56 AM - The Purple Menace: When we got there, after meeting up with some of my real-life friends from a long time ago, she got spooked and disappeared from my sight, a weird spooky ghost putting me into a shopping cart 'roller-coaster' (even though there was no tracks) with the Nightmare Before Christmas theme loud in the background. Apples and stuff happened, and it ended with the mayor from that movie getting crushed by a punch of apples bigger than his head.
8:57 AM - Officer Hot-Pants: Freaky.
8:58 AM - The Purple Menace: There was also a lot of stuff before this, that was - SOMEHOW - related. When I was going home to meet up with the goth-makeup chick who wanted to go get drunk, there was this movie right before that where, as far as I can remember, some dude had discovered a rare artifact and was trying to hide it in the flooring, but his dog-thing ran away and knocked over something, trapping him in the tiling. He muttered some weird, non-language words to die, the roof collapsing on him.
8:58 AM - The Purple Menace: And THAT devolved into the room he had been working in turning into a manga porn shop with magical powers. Then it went to the goth girl at the pizzeria right after that.
8:58 AM - The Purple Menace: Spooky, indeed.
8:59 AM - Officer Hot-Pants: You have interesting dreams.
8:59 AM - Officer Hot-Pants: Lately everything I dream about involves ponies in weird ways.
8:59 AM - Officer Hot-Pants: Which is strange if only because I've never had anything I've watched, played or read influence my dreams before.
9:00 AM - Officer Hot-Pants: Also I really, really like the idea of a magical porn shop.
9:00 AM - Officer Hot-Pants: Like I could see a series of stories based around something like that.