. I've added a few things. Tweaked this and that. Fixed big derps. All changes and additions are live, though there are bound to be grammatical errors in 7-13.
Oct
28th
2015
Limestone Contemplates · 7:01pm Oct 28th, 2015
[this post is silly]
"I don't get it. Why isn't there any art of me smiling?"
"Sure, they've got my awesome sneer down, but why not my smile?"
"Wait. Does nopony like my smile?"
"Well buck them! I've got a great smile! Pinkie said so herself!"
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"Is it because I don't thank anypony for keeping away from Holder's Boulder?"
"Hold on."
"I don't need to thank anypony for doing that!"
"It's our boulder and they've got no right near it!"
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"Why does Holder's Boulder have more smiling pictures then I do!?"
"Aww buck it! Who cares about a dumb smile!"
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"It'd sure be nice to have some fan-art of me smiling..."
It's not fair that Limestone has been so greatly overshadowed by Marble.
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"Tch. It's about time our little sister found somepony that can talk on her level."
"And look, it's alright if everypony loves her. I still got the farm!"
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"That stallion better not break her heart, or I'll break his stones!"