Kongregate Conversations, Entry #4 · 3:47pm Aug 9th, 2012
Heeyo, Carmine here with your least favourite sub-blog of a not so famous blog. Today, on Kongregate, I had the greatest thing happen to me. It's one of those things you can't explain, but you have to see for yourself.
liamdude1: heyho
liamdude1: people
dog2432: hi
bombroad5017: ._.
liamdude1: who's online
liamdude1: hi
liamdude1: what game u playin
bombroad5017: My everyday game. ._.
liamdude1: what
liamdude1: whats ur every day game
liamdude1: bombroad
MrPHOENIX134: Go on his ****ing profile, you stupid shit
dog2432: lol
bombroad5017: My everyday game is playing with dolls.
bombroad5017: ...Now BRB.
liamdude1: playin whith dolls huh wierd
MrPHOENIX134: liamdude1 are you like, 10?
liamdude1: 9
MrPHOENIX134: Oh, wow.
MrPHOENIX134: You shouldn't be on the site
dog2432: ya true dat
liamdude1: playing with dolls isnt a game
MrPHOENIX134: You're stupid.
dog2432: holly crap your a sheltered kid
liamdude1: no im not
liamdude1: u cow
dog2432: ya u are
liamdude1: no im not
liamdude1: i have a home
liamdude1: a very nice one
buggieboy: Sure youo do.
buggieboy: *You
buggieboy: You're also underage.
buggieboy: Which means I get to report you.
liamdude1: oh well
MrPHOENIX134: Beat ya to it buggie
MrPHOENIX134: huehuehuehue
buggieboy: Also, Liam.
buggieboy: Ponies.
MrPHOENIX134: I saw that too.
buggieboy: Well look at what we got here brother of mine it's the same in every room!
buggieboy: *Nudges Phoenix*
buggieboy: Sing.
MrPHOENIX134: *cough*
MrPHOENIX134: I'm listening to Queen.
MrPHOENIX134: Gimme a minute
buggieboy: We should really work this out next time.
buggieboy: Until then, we can't go into business.
MrPHOENIX134: We should
MrPHOENIX134: Also, how am I going to translate that to this situation?
buggieboy: Change ponies to hater and insult the **** out of them.
MrPHOENIX134: Ah.
buggieboy: That's how it always works.
MrPHOENIX134: apologies
liamdude1: do u like reporting
MrPHOENIX134: do u like the dick
liamdude1: i will report u for swearing
MrPHOENIX134: lol
buggieboy: HAHA.
buggieboy: That's hilarious.
MrPHOENIX134: lrn2rules
buggieboy: You're pathetic.
To MrPhoenix134: Inb4obligatorybronyremark
MrPHOENIX134: Buggie I think I'm ready now
buggieboy: Alright.
MrPHOENIX134: Start us off
liamdude1: now i will report buggie boy
buggieboy: Well look at what we got here, brother of mine. It's the same in every room!
MrPHOENIX134: Haters with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of anger to be found!
buggieboy: Maybe they're not aware, that there's really no need for their retard despair!
liamdude1: more swears
MrPHOENIX134: That the key that they need to solve this sad trolling shortage you and I will share!
buggieboy: WELL WE GOT OPPORTUNITY IN THIS VERY COMMUNITY
MrPHOENIX134: HE'S FLIM
buggieboy: HE'S FLAM wait what.
MrPHOENIX134: Wait
MrPHOENIX134: wat
buggieboy: I thought I was buggie.
MrPHOENIX134: I thought I was Phoenix
buggieboy: ...
MrPHOENIX134: ...
buggieboy: Let's re-do this.
MrPHOENIX134: Shit.
MrPHOENIX134: Lets
buggieboy: Alright, again.
MrPHOENIX134: All right.
buggieboy: WELL WE GOT OPPORTUNITY IN THIS VERY COMMUNITY.
MrPHOENIX134: HE'S BUGGIE
buggieboy: HE'S PHOENIX
MrPHOENIX134: that doesn't quite roll off the tongue very well
buggieboy: I know.
buggieboy: But do it for the sake of enjoyment.
buggieboy: WE'RE THE WORLD FAMOUS BUGGIE PHOENIX BROOOOTHERS
MrPHOENIX134: I think the guy has lost interest
buggieboy: I haven't.
liamdude1: no
MrPHOENIX134: Did he leave?
MrPHOENIX134: Ah
liamdude1: no
buggieboy: Apparently not.
buggieboy: The retard's still here.
liamdude1: more swears
liamdude1: a
MrPHOENIX134: more swears lol wat
buggieboy: Hey, Hiperson.
buggieboy: Guess how old this kid is.
liamdude1: the more u swear the longer i stay
buggieboy: And 'retard' isn't swearing.
buggieboy: it's an insult.
MrPHOENIX134: liamdude, that's no very intimidating
MrPHOENIX134: not*
buggieboy: Then again, can't expect your six year old brain to understand.
buggieboy: TRAVELING ASSHOOOLES NONPARIELLLLL
MrPHOENIX134: I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of insult
buggieboy: I thought I was flim.
MrPHOENIX134: Well I thought you were buggie
buggieboy: Huh. I thought Liam was smart.
buggieboy: Guess we were all wrong!
buggieboy: I say, our mode of locomootion.
MrPHOENIX134: And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised anger
buggieboy: Any asshole can make a claim and any retard can do the same!
To hiperson134: You gotta admit, this is hilarious.
MrPHOENIX134: But my brother and I have something most unique and superb!
hiperson134: >implying I'm paying attention to chat (reply)
hiperson134: phoenix, I like your numbers
MrPHOENIX134: I like yours too, sir
buggieboy: Blah, got called away.
buggieboy: Unseen at any time in this great new world!
To hiperson134: We're bashing a pony hater. WITH A SONG.
MrPHOENIX134: And that's opportunity!
To hiperson134: How often do you see that?
buggieboy: Folks, the one and only!
MrPHOENIX134: We kinda started to switch again
buggieboy: Just go with it.
MrPHOENIX134: Fine.
MrPHOENIX134: the biggest and the best
buggieboy: The unbelievable!
MrPHOENIX134: Unimpeachable!
buggieboy: Indispensible!
bombroad5017: I'm back after eating a sandwich. ._.
MrPHOENIX134: I can't believe-able!
buggieboy: We need a name for our machine.
liamdude1: bom
liamdude1: bombroad
liamdude1: hi
bombroad5017: Wut
bombroad5017: ...
bombroad5017: That's all you are gonna say?
liamdude1: what u playin
buggieboy: Join us in song, bomb.
bombroad5017: What song.
MrPHOENIX134: Buggie Phoenix brothers' Super Speedy Anger Dicks 6000!
buggieboy: Good enough.
bombroad5017: lawl.
MrPHOENIX134: 9000+! sorry
buggieboy: SO WHAT D'YOU SAY, RETARD?
liamdude1: get your ****ing ass out of here (reply)
MrPHOENIX134: sorry I went to make coffee
buggieboy: Young idiot, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spell-bindingly fragrant hate for our little demonstration here!
buggieboy: liamdude1: get your ****ing ass out of here (reply)
buggieboy: Why thank you!
MrPHOENIX134: i got exactly the same message
liamdude1: never u asshole
buggieboy: READY PHOENIX?
liamdude1: whatever
buggieboy: The funny thing, Liam.
buggieboy: Is that you think you're more important than me in this room.
MrPHOENIX134: Heh.
buggieboy: Phoenix...
buggieboy: Singgggg.
MrPHOENIX134: Reppin' 2008 mofo
To hiperson134: I'm fucking dying.
MrPHOENIX134: But I don't wanna
bombroad5017: ...
buggieboy: But we're almost done!
MrPHOENIX134: ngghhh
MrPHOENIX134: Fine where were we?
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Hello o.o
buggieboy: The bing bang zam part.
buggieboy: Where we call each others' names.
buggieboy: Toasty, we're singing.
liamdude1: hey
buggieboy: READY PHOENIX
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: wut
MrPHOENIX134: YUH
buggieboy: Good enough.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: oh ****, it's you e_e
buggieboy: LET'S BING BANG ZAM!
MrPHOENIX134: LET'S BING BANG ZAM
bombroad5017: ..
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: wat
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: o.o
liamdude1: guess what ur as is too big too fit in your house so u live in hell where people hate u u retard person (reply)
buggieboy: And show this glorious room a world of delectable hate!
MrPHOENIX134: And show these thirsty haters a world of delectable butthurt!
MrPHOENIX134: mine was better
To liamdude1: ...Is that the best you have
liamdude1: no
To liamdude1: You give idiots a bad name. I hope you know that.
buggieboy: Yeah, it was.
MrPHOENIX134: You don't have an opinion, be quiet
buggieboy: You're worthless in this room, Liam.
buggieboy: Watch closely my friends!
buggieboy: THE FUN BEGIIIIIINS
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L70Nca5MvM8
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: <3
buggieboy: Damnit Toasty, we're trying to sing.
bombroad5017: I'm playing a different game.
buggieboy: Not sure Phoenix wants to anymore, though.
MrPHOENIX134: Now, here's where the magic happens, right here in this heaving roiling anger press boiling guts of the very machine, those blobs of mad plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A top-notch five-star blow-your-horseshoes-off…
MrPHOENIX134: BUTTHURT
buggieboy: Genius.
MrPHOENIX134: I was typing man, it's long
buggieboy: We're definitely becoming traveling salesmen.
buggieboy: I'll be the looker, you just sing.
MrPHOENIX134: Definitely. I also got a message off mr liam
buggieboy: Same here.
MrPHOENIX134: liamdude1: guess what ur as is too big too fit in your house so u live in hell where people hate u u retard person now get out u ****ing bich cause ur barkin up the wrong tree (reply)
buggieboy: Apparently I have a big butt.
buggieboy: That only fits in hell.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: The **** is this
MrPHOENIX134: guess what ur as is too big too fit in your house so u live in hell where people hate u u retard person x2 ****er (reply)
buggieboy: The funny thing is I'm atheist!
MrPHOENIX134: and that
MrPHOENIX134: And I'm homosexual!
buggieboy: Well Liam I'm glad you brought that up, I say that I am glad you brought that up. See that we are very picky when it comes to butthurt if you'd kindly try a cup!
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: the grammar, it burns e_e
buggieboy: Would you like to taste some deicious butthurt, Toasty?
buggieboy: Comes right from Liam's raging!
buggieboy: Fresh squeezed, and prepared today.
MrPHOENIX134: Yes, sir, yes ma'am this great machine lets just the very best
liamdude1: 走出房間，你笨蛋 trans late it (reply)
buggieboy: So what d'you say there, Liam, care to step into the real world and put the Super Speedy Angry Dicks 9000+ to the testtttt!
MrPHOENIX134: Okay are we done now?
buggieboy: Sure.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: yesterday I found out, some lady commited suicide at Holiday World once... I thought it was the untouched park.. apparently not ;-;
MrPHOENIX134: Nice.
buggieboy: That was fun.
MrPHOENIX134: I think that was a bonding moment, for us Buggie
To liamdude1: I'd rather not. 'Cause you're still an idiot.
buggieboy: It was.
buggieboy: I'm posting this on my blog.
buggieboy: This was the greatest brony moment I've ever been in.
Sheds a tear that was truly amazing. I have no witty follow up because that was the greatest thing ever.
Carmine, out.
I lost it at "traveling assholes nonpareil"
I'm not sure if I'm more surprised that the kid just sat there and took it...
...Or that I sat here and spent time reading about it XD
Also: "guess what ur as is too big too fit in your house so u live in hell where people hate u u retard person" - Highlight of the whole thing.
You need to record this. NAOW!
It's no wonder the big problems in this world are not being solved when the greatest minds in existence do impromptu vaudeville on some internet chat-thingy.
It's a sad, sad state of affairs.
Hilarious though!
And I'm kinda missing the "Butthurt! Butthurt! Butthurt!"-chorus with RD looping the loops in the background. Ah well, you can't get all.
I'm kind of scared to translate that......
Chinese:
Out of the room, you fool
Japanese:
Rushed out the bunch, a hydrophobic probe, a hydrophilic 你笨
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