I Have a Challenge for You · 11:11am Oct 19th, 2015
Alright, it's 3:36 AM, I have work in three hours, and I just had to do something very awkward and embarrassing for the first (and hopefully last) time in my life. No, it wasn't that. Or that, geez.
You disgust me.
I'm kidding, please love me.
Boy, this is the perfect time to write a blog, wouldn't you say?
Okay, so here's the challenge: See if you can guess where I stopped writing this chapter almost 14 months ago, and where last week's new material begins. Closest guess wins... I dunno. At least a shoutout. Maybe I'll throw in a cameo or something.
Don't you just love exhaustion-driven half-promises?
I could've sworn there was a way to see who had liked and/or favorited your stories, but now I can't find that feature, so no updates on the list this time around. Bummer, that was always a fun part.
Briefly, let me dish out some excuses explain why I haven't been writing anything. I'm a lazy jerk who also happens to have motivational issues and also is low on money but with lots of free time to do things like watch YouTube videos which takes up a disturbing amount of my daily routine and I'll just shut up now but know that I'm genuinely getting back into writing and would like to see this and future stories through to completion, especially with the new plotline I've created *WINK WINK WINK WI--*
Let's see... anything else? Not really. Okay, picture time!
Step 1: Google.
Step 2: Random sentence generator.
Step 3: Search sentence to find first image result.
(Of course it's One Direction. Of. Course.)
Step 4: Replace every noun with 'pony' and search again.
Step 5: First image result with ponies is... actually, all these results are pretty much gold, so here you go.
My favorite is the one with RD trying to paddle above the cup. 
EDIT: Oh yeah, I should probably mention that the strange formatting errors in "Amphiboly Proxy" were intentional, specifically so. Okay, peace!
I'm thinking the point where the narrator dies.
Also, "the bizarre pony faints"
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