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Sir Hat


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  • 403 weeks
    Ya know what, shit's okay.

    Things are better, hindsight gives clarity, and drama may rest dead.

    18 comments · 1,797 views
  • 429 weeks
    Back down, Character conflict with replacement. Still looking.

    Read title.
    Sorry about this interruption.

    14 comments · 997 views
  • 430 weeks
    Voting Closed.

    Winners are Headless, Not Brainless and Fetlock. Those will see the majority of my attention for right now. Fetlock will see a full gutting and ground-up rewrite, and I'll see where Headless is at.

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  • 430 weeks
    One very quick question.

    If you can read this, please comment or message whatever story you'd most like to see get revived. The story with the most votes will be the one I choose, and then I'll start working down the list.
    Or conversely, what you'd like to see expanded or reworked.
    Ben and the Bats: 12 (Warning, I might not want to do this one. ;>>)
    Headless: 11
    Fetlock: 4
    Code Orchid: 3
    Squeeze: 2

    40 comments · 747 views
  • 439 weeks
    [no title]

    Mike: No, fuck you, I'm not dead. Everyone assumed that I'd suddenly be shitting out chapters when I said I'd write for hat. Well, Spoilers! I'm not a fast writer. I do't just magically get an idea, put it on paper and publish it as a chapter. I also do other things. I work a full time job now, I do editing for other stories, I play the fuck out of rocket league (not fallout 4

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Oct
11th
2015

Weird ass conversation about Red · 4:44am Oct 11th, 2015

HATT
MIKE

*context*
Helping Mike storyboard the next chapter

(Tranny horse banging)

no

Well that’s how it should end, but if you’re affriad of writing dick in vag fine.

not doing sex

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Comments ( 24 )

Just not gonna do clop. Clop is not what I do. Nothin wrong with it. just not doing it. I'll write horse words, but not sexy horse words.

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From his own mouth, Mike confirmed anti tranny sex.

3460704 I'm confused here. What's the context here? Who bangs who?

Why take what you won't do?

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Hatt: Because no one else would
:ajbemused:

so confused.

So will you go to outsource the tranny-banging?
There's bound to be someone in your circle willing to have a go.

All of Hat's fics are evolving into exquisiste corpses! :coolphoto:

........ I'm not sure how i fell about this...

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The story doesn't need more horse banging. But if you really want horse banging in the story, go ahead and write it, then send it over. I'll put it up as a guest chapter.

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Working on the new chapter for Red. Hat said towards the end of the chapter, I should have Jamie and Red bang. I said no. Didn't want to write horse banging.

3461376 Horse banging is best banging, though! :raritywink:

Man up and write smut, you hack!

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Not saying it is demanded, I am only poking at the visible ghostwriting dynamics of the Sir Hat collection.

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Mike's just afraid to write sex. Too slimy for him.

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I'm not concerned about the details (IE fucking). I just get bothered by sudden changes. I'm sure it'll be fine without sex, plenty are, but it does change the outcome.

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Mike: Do it faggot

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seriously? do it. I'd put it up with the story.

Hello, I hear that someone wants to outsource smut writing? I'm game.

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>implying either of us would pay

:rainbowlaugh:

The whole point of me writing was so I wouldn't have to.

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