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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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    Some of you might be tempted to answer this question, “There’s tons of sorcerers in MLP! Look at Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer, for instance. They are (were) evil and they use powerful magic.”

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  • 290 weeks
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  • 292 weeks
    My New Story: The Glimmer Dilemma

    Recently, I published a new story: The Glimmer Dilemma. It’s been in development hell for over a year now, but I finally got the story where I wanted it!

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  • 293 weeks
    Elon Musk, The Simulation, and Certainty

    Before I begin, well-known writer Estee is having some major trouble and is asking for help. I don't know this person but some of you probably do. Let's see if we can't get a thousand points of FimFic light together.

    Now on to the blog!

    MANIC MUSK ON MARIJUANA

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  • 295 weeks
    New Miracle Medication: Russiadiditol!

    “I’m having a terrible day. Somebody broke into my house last night and they drank all the vodka! They replaced every app on my phone with Tetris, and every song in my library with Tchaikovsky! Worst of all, they exposed my carelessness because I didn’t lock my door. What do I do? Who can I blame this on?TM

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Oct
10th
2015

New Story: The Cake Chronicles · 11:19pm Oct 10th, 2015

Hello, followers,

I've got a new story that has just come out, The Cake Chronicles. It's primarily a comedy adventure, with some dark elements. It takes place about sixteen years after the present time of the show, and stars teenage Pound and Pumpkin Cake, as they fight a changeling conspiracy that has been slowly infiltrating Equestria over the last sixteen years. It will be an ongoing story and have several chapters. (For fans of my one-shots, I do have a few new short stories planned soon, too :raritywink:)

The Cake Chronicles makes homages to 1990's technology (brick-sized cellular phones, the early internet) and has a slew of nineties pop-culture references (X-Files, Seinfeld, Frasier, Animorphs, the Crocodile Hunter, Secret World of Alex Mack, Tomb Raider, Pokemon, Magic Tree House, grunge, ska, and more).

It's a pretty fun story, so I hope you all check it out.

Additionally, I now have a little over 500 followers! I will release a celebratory one-shot pretty soon, probably within the week, so please keep your eyes peeled for that, too :raritystarry:

Thanks! :pinkiehappy:
-CartsBeforeHorses

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