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Danger Beans


I was once an ordinary Lima Bean. One day I got bitten by a radioactive fanfiction writer and my life was changed forever.

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  • 398 weeks
    Matthew Says Hi

    Pictured: My House.

    So I'm currently being rained on by a Hurricane. I'm expecting the power to go out soon, but other than that, it's mostly an inconvenience. :ajbemused:

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  • 404 weeks
    I Wrote a Thing + Generic Update

    Hey All.

    So Real Life has been kicking my ass pretty well of late, and I actually stopped writing completely.

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  • 415 weeks
    Safe in Orlando

    I'm sure by this point you're all aware of the shooting which took place in Orlando during the early hours of this morning, what most of you probably don't know is that I actually live in Orlando. The tension here is palpable. This morning everyone was terrified, my sister and I were bombarded with phone calls from various friends and relatives, looking to make sure that we were okay. Even

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  • 421 weeks
    Under A Silver Moon Update

    Hello all!

    The next two chapters of Under A Silver Moon are done. Kind of.

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  • 422 weeks
    Amoongus! I Choose You!

    So I don't know how many of my followers are pokemon fans, but every once in a while, when I need something mindless to do, I open up Pokemon Showdown and play a few rounds.

    I don't even know how to explain what happened today, so I'll show you.

    This poor bastard got his shit pushed in by an Amoongus.

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Sep
24th
2015

BIG Update! · 12:46am Sep 24th, 2015

Hello, all.

How is everybody doing today? I got stranded at the supermarket when my car wouldn't start; thankfully, I always keep a set of jumper cables in my trunk. But I digress.

Not infuriating at all.

Through a series of extenuating circumstances, the next chapters of both Under A Silver Moon and Dismay have been finished this week! :yay: So I intend to update both stories this weekend sometime around noon. Probably on Friday or Sunday.

For those of you that don't know, Under A Silver Moon is a murder-mystery starring Luna and Discord, and Dismay is a (very) loose adaptation of Bioshock Infinite and a prequel to Twilight's Inferno.

On the personal side of things, I've been drawn out of my self-imposed exile from editing/pre-reading, with a couple of very exciting new projects.

Firstly, Carabas has asked me to lend a hand with his most recent story: Noctivagant. The story's about Luna discovering a malevolent oneiromancer (dream walker) running amok in the dreams of her ponies. Carabas is one of the best world-builders on this site, and the last time I had the opportunity to work with him was on Motion of the Stars, a hauntingly beautiful tour through an Equestria ravaged by war. It only has one chapter published so far, but I think that this will definitely be a story to follow.

The second project I've been invited to work on, is by PaulAsaran. Now this project is as yet unpublished, and it's . . . I'm not sure how to describe it, really. Asaran is the literary equivalent of the guy threw a wire between the Twin Towers and walked across for the hell of it. That is to say, he doesn't do anything by half. The last project that I worked on with Asaran was Twilight's Inferno (linked above), which was a ponified adaptation of Dante's Inferno and a masterpiece of evocative writing of such magnitude that it gave me nightmares. This new project is going to be loosely based on the Silent Hill video game series, but I can't say much more than that at this time. Suffice to say, it's going to be grimdark. really grimdark.

I'm very excited for what the future holds, and I'll try to keep you all posted as things progress.

Cheers!

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