Sep
23rd
2015
You! Hey, yeah, you! · 8:57pm Sep 23rd, 2015
I see you there. Stop reading your sissy fanfiction about Fluttershy having breasts so massive that even I'm disgusted by their ballooning, gravity-defying presence and go read a real MANfiction I wrote with the one and only Bookplayer. It's got everything you need in a story. Romance, adventure, AJ slapping shit, AppleDash (almost as good as RariJack, homes. Real talk), it's a happening fic. And you should be part of that happening.
Here's the link, nerd. Better read it, don't want me to bully you.
PS: I'm still working on Laughing Shadow and a collab or two with some bright minds. pls no bully that I haven't put any new stories out in a while.
Okay I'm readin' it. But you really had my hopes up there at first...
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Wait, you're threatening to bully us if we don't read it and then begging us not to bully you for not finishing something else?
Merc, I'm starting to think maybe you need to work on your bullying skills a little. But I'll read your damn story anyway.
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I'm sorry. I let you down, man. I've never been good at bullying people aside from this one time when I was young and a friend of mine said he was afraid of the dark and I had just watched a show on conquering fears so I locked him in the closet for an hour thinking it'd help him.
Turns out that just made things worse. Oops. I tried. :(