Alicorn retirement home · 2:44pm Sep 17th, 2015
Decided to repost this bit here, since I know that not all of you visit my main blog. Some people (including very influential authors of this blog here) found this amusing. Perhaps you will as well. I'm hoping to put up a proper redirection catch-up post later for people who might want to see what I've been reading recently.
Random thought from my brain: What if Princess Luna wasn’t alone on the moon? What if the moon was actually the Alicorn retirement home and her exile was actually just community service. A thousand years of having to listen to the old Alicorns complaining about how things were better in the eons past, before all this fancy organic compounds and sentient life business.
“You youngins with your externally persisting shared reality. In my day when you wanted to go someplace you created a uphill path and forged your destination out of the cosmic forces using only sheer willpower. Young Alicorns have got it too easy these days. Hey Tuna, you be sure to tell your sister she’s doing a terrible thing encouraging those, whatta call ’em, mortals? Yeah, encouraging them to exist just to rationalize this whole persistent world concept she’s so obsessed with.”
“Yes grandfather, whatever you say grandfather, and my name is Luna.” Princess Luna rubbed her face as she muttered to herself. “Just another seven hundred years. Just another seven hundred years.”
okay now just post it as a story :V
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If I ever get enough words to hit the minimum, sure.
I have seen tens of thousands of words written for way more idiotic and less interesting concepts, this deserves a story
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Oh, the concept is certainly worth a story. My brain is the sticking point.