Check. · 11:49pm Sep 4th, 2015
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Check. *ding*
Right back at you Twilight *ding*
What? Uuuuurgh!! Why do I have to go through this every month?! It's not like your ever going to BEAT me...*ding*
This is the game of Kings, and Queens, Princess. Surely you can find a nice game of chess enjoyable. *ding*
Not with you. *ding*
Haha... In all seriousness, it's a good way to get a read on someone. You can tell what a person will do. *ding*
So what? I already know you're a slimeball. Check. *ding*
Oh come on, Twilight. Would Dear Departed Luna really tell you to keep up this little tradition if that's all there was to me?*ding*
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So... What's your read on me from all this? What do you think I'm like?
Why do you never sacrifice anything?
What? What are you talking about?
You never sacrifice any piece. You never even let me take your pawns! It makes the game take a hell of a lot longer then it needs to... In fact it's a miracle you've won this many times.
Well... I just...
They're PAWNS, Twilight. They're servants. Subjects. Friends. They will do anything you say because you're the one saying it. You're working on a higher level then they are.
Stop it...
Eventually it's going to come down to the point where you HAVE to let me take one of them...
I know what you're doing...*ding*
So who's it going to be? Who's worth the least to you?
SHUT UP!!!
..... *ding* Your move.
Checkmate. Get the hell out of my castle.
.... Very good. I'll get out of your hair... Think about what I said, it's worth considering. Oh and Twilight?
What?
Mate in three moves.
What? What are you-
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3369800 Not necessarily. I'll be writing it through the week. I may delay it because of the cover art.
.......wow. That was actually kind of dramatic. Wait a minute, DEAR DEPARTED LUNA?!