I'll have plenty of time over at least the next week because my best friend is in the hospital, and I usually spend most of my time with him.
Youtube... · 12:41am Sep 4th, 2015
Youtube, you strange bastard you...
I feel comfortable calling this non-sentient thing a bastard because I myself am technically a bastard according to the definition of the word
Most of what I watch on youtube is funny, ranging from adult humor, to downright stupid. I mostly get ads about detergent, feminine items, groceries, that sort of thing. But today, youtube decides to ask me if I need help finding childcare services while strange men are singing about bucking cartoon horses. I don't think I'm describing this in a way as funny as it was. I'll try a different approach.
Imagine you're sitting there, your demented mind smiling its ass off internally as you watch a verbally inappropriate video about risque pastel ponies. Then, youtube offers you daycare. Like you have children, and they absolutely need someone else to watch them. Because you are incapable. Because according to the video, you should commit bestiality with talking ponies. So your demented mind laughs aloud. Someone walks into the room right at that moment. By the look on her face, you're convinced your roommate now thinks you want to have relations with equines. This thought in your roommate's mind can only be exacerbated by your equine bedding and plushies. You resolve you will change your sheets, only realize you have blue hedgehog sheets and pocket monster sheets to choose from. You are now afraid your roommate will think you want to plow a variety of different brightly colored animals and monsters. Then you remember you don't have a cock, and they would be the ones plowing you. After your mind going through several more minutes of this distress, your roommate has forgotten all about the horse-sex fiasco. But, you will never know for sure. In your mind, she'll always think of you as a horse-bucker.
All in all, that about sums my day.
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except it's me remembering other girls don't
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Anyway. Perhaps I am not the best pony to take advice from, but, if you're desperate for solutions you could always purchase something from Bad Dragon and leave it lying around the dorm to remove any doubt about your desires. Problem solved!
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Both sexes of genitalia are a funny thing. For some reason my mind defaults to cock for everyone, including myself and others without them. 
Wow, no one's suggested Bad Dragon to me since my Equius/Horuss cosplay and RP days.