One hell of a day

So today my family and I have been visiting a couple of shopping malls in a quest to find a special kind of perfume for my friend's girlfriend. It's been eventful, to be honest. XD

I've pretended to be a security guard's friend and got a couple dollars off my pizza purchase while i was in the Florida Mall. Then I might have accidentally destroyed an escalator by running up it when it was going down, and I also MIGHT have wrecked a Cola machine with overloading requests for cola by mistake. Also bought my niece a transforming Minecraft pickaxe/sword cause she's into Minecraft like I am.

Oh, I also have a swollen right ear right now which i think is from water clogging it after swimming in the pool, at least i hope it is. And also if you ever wonder why i don't reply to your comments much it's because when i do try to reply this shitty tablet takes me back to the main menu. The ONLY way to reply to you guys and gals is to write the damn comment in Gmail and VERY QUICKLY copy and paste it in response to your comments.

I REALLY miss my laptop, folks...

Still, I got a few funny videos to upload that you all might get a laugh out of, and a little something for you fine ladies out there (waggles eyebrow seductively) you must be 16 or older to watch, the content is PG rated XD.

Right I need to get my mom to pour a little hot cooking oil into my ear to loosen it and help me hear again. Goodnight everypony.

Sincerely,
UNIQUESKD

Comments

[GivingSpider]

[Rustybuckets]

I had an ear situation like that in Hawaii.

[The Cosmic Consciousness]

You broke an escalator by going the wrong way? You have Derpy powers.
I'm proud of what you've done and the chaos you've brought to the USA. You brought a tear to my from pride and laughing.
I am also typing this from my own tablet, and it's typing okay for me. Maybe it's the model.