A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.
Hasn't it? It's been over a year since I posted a story, and longer than that since I actually watched the show. There's a few reasons for it, but I imagine the prudent question is if I'm coming back or not.
Well, the prudent answer is it's not that simple.
Alright, down 1/3 a bottle of bourbon and bored. So what do I talk about? Uhh, lemme think.
Okay, oddly enough, whiskey fills my head with sad country music. Look up Whiskey Lullaby. That' s the main one. Technically the only one but my life is young.
Or whatever it is you celebrate.
Pretty sure it's my turn to be the drunk uncle this year. My scotch is ready. 
It sure isn't just being sad... Honestly, it might not be sadness at all. Feels more like... emptiness. Loneliness. Like nothing matters, and everything is distant. Like being in pain, but there's no pain. A constant sense of just wanting something to be over, even if you don't know what that something is...
My 21st was August 23rd. Yay me! I've been alive for 21 years! How to celebrate? Well, I'm about to get drunk off my ass (love me some scotch!) with Evil Betty while we marathon Freeman's Mind. Gonna be fun.
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Damn, mine was yesterday! It seems like everybody on FimFic has their birthday this month. Regardless, Happy B-day!
Well happy birthday anyways!
That's pretty gay. Get you some dicks and beer.
are...are you me? i was born august 23rd 1994 as well!
I recommend some Old Grand Dad- granted its bourbon, but ehh...its a cousin to scotch, so oh well. Happy Birthday!
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Yuuup, August is a good month. Happy late B-day to you!
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Thanks! I'm totally doing that thing, that Dusk/Shining/Bolero story soon. It's a good idea, just gotta do it.
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Well I've done some pretty gay things, and i do have a BF...
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Best date and best year!
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Heey thanks anyway! Already got some scotch, nothing fancy but it does the job. Might try some Jack Daniels next time!
3354874 I found out that i don't like certain alcohols...don't like IPA, don't like martinis, don't like red wine, but for some reason, champagne is pretty good. i'm gonna try some cider next.
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Thanks!
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Okay but like where is your beer.
Happy Belated 21st Birthday!
Enjoy your first (legal) hangover!
Happy late birthday wishes!
Only 21 yeesh... I know this fandom and site has plenty of young talent, but nothing makes me feel like a talentless old maid than seeing an announcement like this one.
Happy birthday, ya butt.
Festive Anniversary of Leaving the Womb.
Mine was the day after.