So this new story happened... · 4:30pm Aug 1st, 2012
Hey there everyone!
"Hello Author!"
No not you Derpy, I'm talking to them.
"Oh. OK."
It's alright.
Well anyways, I have great news!
"Ooh, what is it? Is it a party!? I hope it is!"
GAH! Pinkie! How many times have I told you not to sneak up on my like that!?
"397."
Oh, um..... that's right actually.
Anyways like I was saying--
"Hey what you guys doing in here?"
"Oh, hey Dashie, Author was just about to announce his new story to everypony."
"Oh, well that sounds kinda cool I guess. But still not as cool as--"
AS I WAS SAYING, I have a new--
"There you all are. Why are you crowded around the computer?"
AAGGHH! You know what, YOU can all just make the announcement!
"Aw, Author, don't be--"
*Slam*
"--like that..... huh, I wonder what that was all about?"
"Oh yeah, it's a mystery Pinkie Pie."
"Really!? Does that mean we get to cruise around in a big van with a talking dog while we solve it?"
"..... What?"
"Oh, no what.... sorry, wrong cartoon."
*sigh* "Sometimes Pinkie, I think that you're the mystery."
"Hey, that's just what my mom would always tell me!"
"Pinkie Pie, you are soooo random. And weren't we supposed to do something?"
"Oh yeah! Author got all mad and huffy and slammed the door and asked us to tell everypony about his new story!"
"Oh great, you mean the one he wrote about me right?"
"Uh-huh, that one!"
"Oh come on! It's bad enough that he wrote it in the first place, but now he's going out and advertising it?"
"Oh lighten up Twilight, I think it's pretty cool."
Oh please, you've always liked that supernatural stuff."
"Yeah, so?"
*sigh* "Whatever..."
"Oh come on, at least give it a chance! You were always pretty cool (not as cool as me, but still) and this story just makes you awesome. I mean, just look at that cover image alone! Your horn is so sharp, and your mane is all spiky and your eyes are so pretty, a-and you legs are... so... long a-and slender..... and your flank is so--*Pompf*
"Ow Dashie, be careful with you wings, you almost hit me!"
"S-sorry. I-I think I'm gonna go lay down for a while now..."
"Huh, I wonder what's wrong with Dashie?"
"................................... I'm just going to leave now."
"You too, Twilight? Alrighty then, I guess that just leaves me."
"Hello everypony! Author wanted me to tell you all about his super special, ultrariffic new story! It's super-cool and it has all the awesome creepy monsters without any of shiny skin! Go ahead and check it out sometime, I know Author would appreciate whatever you have to say about it!
I have to go now, but I'll see you all later. Maybe we can have a party! You bring the muffins and I'll bring the cupcakes, OK? Bye, see you next time!
"Hello? Is anypony still there? Are you still bringing the muffins?
And why are all the lights off?"
Is this foreshadowing a future twidash shipping? Is it?
Probably not, but I can dream...
Anyway, great story, if a bit (or a lot) darker than what I usually read. Badass vampire Twilight Sparkle was to awesome to pass up.
Well, at least someone agrees with me...
...Hm, you know what, I'm not even gonna question it.
The point that you may actually be bi-sexual. Considering all the ponies that surround you every day, along with how Ponyville is...what, 70% female in its population? It's completely possible how your sexuality may be shifted.
Honestly, I don't understand why everyone says you are...it's completely possible you're still into stallions, but honestly, I think Twilight on her throne of books would make ANYONE gay for her.
*Pushes the picture over to Twilight, and she immediately flares up.*
See? You're even gay for yourself!
...True, true...so, where did you get those clo-*SMACK*
*Steel gets a mouthful of plumage as a wing gets thrown up into his face.*
*Cough* Oh God, tastes like-like I don't even KNOW, what the hell Dash?!
...Oh. Hm...how do you tear away an overactive pegasus from sexy art?
By all means, Miss Sparkle. You're welcome to tr-
*Steel is cut off by a huge gust of wind, and Dash is out of the room, along with the picture.*
I've never seen PINKIE run that fast!
None of us are, and how the-
Don't question it...
It's just Pinkie. Right, anyway...yes, I did say your name. You didn't happen to see Dash on your way in, did you?
*Steel looks up, a very clean pegasus-shaped hole in the ceiling. The light of a high noon summer sun leaks through.*
How in the hell...
There's not even any rubble!
No idea...very hard to miss too.
Well, not that; how the hell did we miss the light streaming in?
Well...guess we've got a pegasus to look for. Pretty sure she'll be up in the clouds, 'taking care of business'.
Well, like I said, and you confirmed; who wouldn't?
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You are funny. I like you. Please, for the love of Celestia, don't ever stop saying things. Or else I might have to make you wear the cone of shame.
~Signed, InfiniteBrony
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Thank you, I'll be here all week. And likely month. Possibly all year...
He could go on, but really, we're the funny ones.
Hey! I've got my own things to contribute!
Like your typically bad humor?
Of course it isn't, dear. Still, good humor is hard to come by, so having any at all is a credible positive to any personality.
It's not bad...
Unexpectedly...sagely.
Well, of course you can, I was just expecting such a thing from Twilight.
Fancy Pants wasn't THAT bad. Quite gentlemanly and nice, actually.
NEARLY slipped past you that time, eh Dash?
*Steel grins, but it quickly disappears, replaced with a look of concern.*
Usually Pinkie pops in at some point...like 'right now' some point...
*The group looks around, not noticing the black shadow hanging down from the ceiling.*
Huh, well, guess we can finish this conversation without worry of an interr-GAK!
*Something puts a pink leg around Steel's neck and pulls him to the back of the room.*
DEATH INCARNATE.
NO I MEAN I SEE DEATH, I'M SUFFOCATING, LET ME GO!!!
*Pinkie, dressed up in a black robe and hood, lets Steel's neck go, and he takes in a blessed breath of relief.*
What the heck, Pinkie?! You kill people through HEART ATTACKS, not suffocation!
You nearly killed me...on several occassions!
Urrrgh...
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And I though MY various interactions with ponies were hilarious. Everypony sure seems to get around these days!
~Signed, InfiniteBrony
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Quite a compilation of blogs there, and now they all have a skit!
Bit by bit, we get better by doing this!
Ahhhh, get over it, AJ. We all sometimes flood rooms with vomit...
I'm not lying! Seriously, you should've seen Pinkie after that last cupcake eating contest!
It's the last time I ever walk past Sugarcube Corner after I hear Pinkie's having a competition...
It's hardly fair when you're competing against Pinkie...
Aha, no...recall the time when you were being chased by Pinkie when she first wanted to prank ponies with you.
You're probably the only one with a reasonable chance of beating her in a race, Dash...and even then, it'd be neck and neck.
Yup.
This is also true. Surprisingly enough, not many can buck a tree like you or your brother can...kind of confusing actually, considering Pinkie's sheer brute strength.
*Steel immediately picks up Pinkie and throws her over his shoulder, and Twilight and him run out of the room, cackling like madmen.*
*Dash bolts out of the room, a blue-and-rainbow streak exiting the door.*