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Trey and Ironwright, whose first name was that of the Ancient Greek or Roman God of the Forge but nopony cares right now because this is all about Trey and that time he accidentally fell in love with the forge pony's best friend who was an Earth Pony whose name was Sepia Tock but everybody or everypony depending on if the author gets it right or not didn't give a shit about what he thought, so they just called him Doctor and he hated it but went on an adventure in a different universe and kicked a time controlling pegasus' flank from here to next Wednesday which was actually last Friday but noone cares so we'll just get to the story since it has cool robots and stuff.

"Oh, Trey! I love you, Trey!" Fluttershy was being more assertive. Too bad this was a big turn-off for Trey. He liked his mares shy and his stallion's shyer.

"I am sorry, Flutterheart, which is a fic that I wrote that is full of romance and stuff and only like a few chapters that are sad and a lot of the readers gave it a lot of stars so I guess they like it but I can't be with you in this fic because it is the gaysadclopcyborgsuperheroactionadventuredramadyficthatwasreallylongandthtitlecontainedalltheplotholesandholyshitisthatgodzillassonphilipohdamniforgottousecapitallettersandalsogrammarandstuffbutthatsokaybecausethiscommentisreallyonlyafigmentofadreamwearesharing fic, and I am now a really sad gay cyborg. Sorry, but the Cyp3rco17 5i9n4L is showing, so I must go off and wear my superhero costume even though I am obviously the only pony with wings of steel so goodbye forever."

Trey jumped off the top of the skyscraper that they had built just so he had an awesome perch in the middle of Ponyville and activated the turbo thrusters that were on the underside of his razor-edged wings.

"Goodbye... Forever..?" Fluttershy began to cry but Pinkie Pie and her friend Twi came and told her why she shouldn't cry and that their hearts would die if she didn't fly. So She flew and they had a real threesome at the top of the skyscraper which was really dragon mountain as Trey went off to protect Ponyville from Godzilla and Tom's son Philip with his sid3ki<k DJ Pwn-3 and he had a quick make-out session with Philip before they kicked his flank out of town because Philip was a really cute half rock dragon lizard thing and Trey couldn't help himself.

"Trey... why would you do that? I thought we were going to be together forever! Waaaah!" Arch, Trey's super sexy sex buddy ran away, the tears leaving his eyes like deported mexicans going back across the border but that's racist so we won't bring it up again and we're sorry and I say we because we both worked on this, me and he. He being Trey and I'm the one who ruined the TreyArch shipfic possibility before it got started.

Trey: Oh, well that's great, man! I was hoping to get more self ships in!

"Dammit, why is this being MST'd already?! We haven't even started the rest of the story of gaysadclopcyborgsuperheroactionadventuredramadyficthatwasreallylongandthtitlecontainedalltheplotholesandholyshitisthatgodzillassonphilipohdamniforgottousecapitallettersandalsogrammarandstuffbutthatsokaybecausethiscommentisreallyonlyafigmentofadreamwearesharing! Why can't we get it done?!" The Trey in the story asked the Human Trey and the other Human that he could see beyond the fourth wall, and for some reason Pinkie was there too, dancing to Party Rock Anthem but he culdn't care about that because his favorite song was being played by Jack Black, who was a really sexy pony for some reason, and that song was WRITE WHAT YOU LIKE HEER

Super Big Mac: Because We're bored, and that song sucks, you should try Twilight's Stage Theme from Fighting is Magic, it's awesome, and Daft Punk too, because they are so very hot and you should love them because of their huge record sales.

Treyngel began humming Bigger, Faster, Longer, Stronger as he skipped backwards past Trey as Trey watched DickJumperMcSnookieMcCookieMcLovin pound his billion miles long SPIDERSES into Philomina's Phoenix mouth that was a beak and how would a bird give a blowjob anyways with that beak that must hurt like hell, but the sex was over before Trey could refocus on it so he almost missed it when Big Macintosh cantered up and kissed him before they fell to the ground having gay sex as Doctor Whooves and his waifu watched with crazed looks on their faces as Pinkie did some crazy gorefic shit to DickJumperMcSnookieMcCookieMcLovin behind them before applejack stopped her and then sat to watch her brother jealously because every fic that has her as being straight puts her with her brother or one of her cousins and that is more messed up than gay sex and gays deserve the right o marry so get off your high horse and vote yes for gay rights you homophobic losers and don't say that it's sic I won't tolerate non-tolerance.

"I think we got a bit carried away..."

No we didn't, I'm just adding in some stuff to detail the story!

"Then why did Fluttershy die-"

- dye her mane blue? I don't know, Twilight did it!

"No I didn't! I haven't even seen Fluttershy since our huge orgy with the Trixenberg and the Celestial One! And don't even get me started on that crazy pegasus that looked like Pinkie. Or the Unicorn. Or the Sea Pony. Or the Pinkie Pindigo. Or..."

Twilight was counting off a million Pinkie Varients and I was tired of it so Isenthertothemoon.gif and said umad.png Shewas@url.com.

THe robots suddenly jumped across the raging creek, which quit after whining about all the ppl who were haxing teh game an dthe nuubzorz that were staeilng heez keelz.

The massive fallout damage from the nuclear internet debate on Rainbow Dash's sexuality caused a chain reaction which transformed the mane 6 into a group of half-mechas that form together to create The Magical AppleRarenDaiPinkienShyenLagganDashLight! It was a robot that had at least 16 faces with a horn that pierced the heavens! It was eighty percent cooler than Rainbow's expectations, and she quite literally jizzed the pants Lyra had made her wear for the dress rehearsal of the play they were in and then Dash started to sing about the fact and then got into a song about letting somepony down and constantly trying to get away from them but couldn't. And the story of gaysadclopcyborgsuperheroactionadventuredramadyficthatwasreallylongandthtitlecontainedalltheplotholesandholyshitisthatgodzillassonphilipohdamniforgottousecapitallettersandalsogrammarandstuffbutthatsokaybecausethiscommentisreallyonlyafigmentofadreamwearesharing will continue after the break!

CRASH! CHHERSCK! *Breaking noise*

Aaaaaand, we're back! And why the buck does anypony care? I'm just writing this trash to troll you all anyways!

Speaking of trolling, Rainbow trolled somepony very well. She made Rarity orgasm in front of a customer! Of course, she didn't do anything to her but sneak the remote controlled vib- Oh, not appropriate? Sorry. I'll, ah, get on with it, as it were...

Ah herm. "Ponies of Ponyville, I give you the grandest of all zombie=pirate dominatrices in aaalll of equestria! It is I! The great and Sensual TRIXIE!" Trixie strutted onto the stage, wearing a gimp mask, blinders, a pair of chains, and a leather body suit with a tight choker.

"Stop right there, fiend!" Every mare gasp as Rarity stepped forward, and many ponies got raging wingboners, while the unicorns shot off small spells. "You have no claim to that title, Trixie! I'M the one who wields it!" With a flash, Rarity's dress ripples as a cloaking spell disoves away, leaving a diamond studded bodysuit with a holster for a riding crop and a wooden rod on the side. Her mask had side blinders, as well as vert blinders. she could only see straight ahead as she walked up to the gaping unicorn and gave her face a flick with her tail.

Things got sexy. But I'm bored, so let's skip to the next scene.

"Oh mai fluter shai, houd yew guitar ounto this praj ecked eet wuz wayst of thyme."

"I got some Sage and Clover, though. Want Tee?"

"Sure! Golf, I love." Twilight and the blue-maned fluttershy cuddle together like a Japanese anime. They leaned in for a kiss, and Twilight reached lower on Fluttershy's body.

"Fore!" The dark-coated golf playing pony with a white swoosh for a cutiemark smacked the ball and it went right up to the hole.

"Wow, Manticore Forests is taking this tourney to a whole new level!"

"Really?"

"Nope! THE END."

"... What?"

"... That was supposed to be the end of the story. Why didn't it end?"

"Uhhh... dude? it's the gaysadclopcyborgsuperheroactionadventuredramadyficthatwasreallylongandthtitlecontainedalltheplotholesandholyshitisthatgodzillassonphilipohdamniforgottousecapitallettersandalsogrammarandstuffbutthatsokaybecausethiscommentisreallyonlyafigmentofadreamwearesharing FIC, and we've only covered the gaysadclopcyborgsuperheroaction part, godzillassonphilip, and we still gotta do the ohdamniforgottousecapitallettersandalsogrammarandstuffbutthatsokaybecausethiscommentisreallyonlyafigmentofadreamwearesharing part."

"Oh; that,s oak eye, wheel geh Triton that. itwonttakethatlong because wecansaymuchin onlyonebreathsoitgoesfaster.'

OH MY GOD THE SPIDERSES ARE ATTACKING MEGUSTAFAR! RUN FOR YOUR SHELVES!!! THe bookcases ran for their shelves, fleeing the scene of the crime via inanimate movement that was so slow it took them a million eons and three trillion centuries before they moved half an inch.

Is the end here yet?

No? ... Damn...

... Screw it! Thanks to trey for m-oh my GOD WHAT HAPPEN?

SOMEONE SLIPPED US UP THE BOMB!

AH! IT YOU!

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

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TREY IS BEST OC LOVE HIM, DAMMIT!