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On Bronycon · 6:20pm Aug 2nd, 2015

Hey folks.

So, I said it before, and I'm saying it again. I'm going to be at Bronycon this year. I'll be wandering drunkenly, and if you want to come say hi, you'll be more likely to recognize my escort Flutterpriest, who I'm rooming with. (Hint, he'll be wearing a suit and his face will be green)

Me? I'll be there friday, saturday, and sunday and will be in 3 different costumes, one of which is Tracy Cage. Yes. I'm going that autistic (is anyone really surprised though? I mean, come on, I'm here to make you cringe.)

Honestly, please stop by and say hello to me if you get the chance. Drop a pun or two, you folks are good at that. Or...you know...we can always split a drink. I'm good at that part.

Should have one more story out before then.

Maybe see ya there.


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Comments ( 10 )

Quills and Sofas will never be the same.

We all still on for that three-way date at the Noodle Place~?

3289379 We'll make it happen.

my escort Flutterpriest, who I'm rooming with


3289975 Right??? We might even, like...accidentally make direct eye contact or something!!!

...then I'd have to actually pay him.

my escort Flutterpriest, who I'm rooming with. (Hint, he'll be wearing a suit and his face will be green)

Drunk write a ship-fic about that, and my life is complete.

>Be Flutterpriest
>Going to Bronycon
>Meeting Anonpencil
>Knees Weak
>Arms are heavy
>Okay Priest.
>You got this.
>Get off plane.
>See a Large, black, triangular piece of cheese that looks like a changeling.
"Oh! Hey!"
>"Hey Flutterpriest! It's been like, 4 months since Babscon!" the being exclaims.
"Y-you too" The Fluttershy with a collar stutters.
>"So? What should we do first?" it asks.
"U-uh. I dunno. W-whatever you wanna do I guess?"
>"Let's get drunk and talk about lewd things!"
>Priest stutters so hard that he falls to the floor in a stutter attack.
>He vomits, cause that's what happens in almost every anonpencil story.
>Spike gets hit by a car.

Words alone cannot describe the greatness of this creation.


...I feel like I should be insulted, but that's pretty accurate as far as my writing goes.


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