Do Princesses Have Dreamweavers?

Ok.

I'm in the middle of watching the newest episode.

I know I said I probably wouldn't watch another episode ever again but I thought from the name of the episode that it would be more princess-focused, and it way. More Luna was cool, considering she's my favorite character, but anyway, this one line definitely caught my attention:

"There is nothing my sister can do. She has no power over the realm of sleep. Only I can move from dream-to-dream. I am afraid nopony can help me tonight."

Wow. Heh, what a coinky-dink.

Completely alone in dreamweaving? Are you absolutely positive about that, Luna?

Just... Oh god. So many canon ideas. What the heck is a Tantabus? And Luna's shared dream spell? Wait a minute. Was that Flutterbat just now? Did Fluttershy turn back into a Vampony for a second? Did she... relapse?

*Watches the rest of the episode*

Nope. Nope. That's it. I hate this show. I can't believe I fell for it again and watched another god-damn episode, but it's successfully reminded me that I hate this show.

This show, to me, is like a bad addiction that when I revisit I heavily enjoy at first but the more I indulge myself the more pain it fills me with, and suddenly I don't know what I'm doing in my life. First Flutterbat, then Princess Big Mac (That joke's been done before, guys), and then Twilight's Library?! Are you serious? Please tell me you're joking. I hope you're joking about this, because you can't tug at my heartstrings like this! Make a fucking decision already! Either go all the way with fucking Princess Twilight Sparkle, or don't! Stop spending so much time on the in-between! Why did you have to go and bring back the library like that? That was just painful to watch!

Fuck you, Friendship is Magic. Fuck you.

(Although the dream ideas are absolutely wonderful. Gives me some motivation, that's for sure. On a more serious note, I can't tell whether or not if I am in love with this episode, or if it's right down there with Daring Don't, and it has to be one extreme or another.)