• Member Since 18th Jun, 2012
  • offline last seen Jun 23rd, 2022

Useless Machine


Some shit who occasionally writes things.

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  • 446 weeks
    I Have Been Lazy

    Gonna admit that straight-up. I haven't been working as much as I should. Not entirely because I lack motivation, though.

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    0 comments · 466 views
  • 458 weeks
    An Update

    Just throwing this up here. I've went home for summer vacation for a while, and between going out with friends (you know, the entire point of the show this website is based off of) and studying for my driver's license (which I really need to actually do more), I haven't been able to write much dumb shit.

    But I haven't abandoned you all. Not yet.

    1 comments · 367 views
  • 523 weeks
    Entering Low Power Mode

    Long story short, real life sort of got in the way, so I'm putting the stories here on hiatus while I write an actual story.
    One I can sell.
    For money.
    Sorry guys.

    4 comments · 450 views
  • 530 weeks
    This Will End Well

    Greetings, travellers!

    I haven't been doing a lot of writing lately - I'm a lazyass and XCOM: Enemy Unknown (FUCK YOU ETHEREALS) isn't helping. But! I've decided that to keep my inspiration for stories fresh, I'll start working on three at once! How can this end badly at all?

    Many ways. But here is what I will be attempting to work on;

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    2 comments · 439 views
  • 538 weeks
    Betta Fish Readers Wanted

    And like a miracle in the snow, it's Sparty, finally waking his ass up again to write things for stories!

    But some of the betareaders I used to have... not exactly looking good. They've been busy with life and I've been busy with not writing and giving them a reason to come on.

    So. Who wants to help betaread Gate Hunters Wanted? Who already has and wants to keep their jobs! Step up!

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    10 comments · 494 views
Jul
19th
2015

An Update · 2:03am Jul 19th, 2015

Just throwing this up here. I've went home for summer vacation for a while, and between going out with friends (you know, the entire point of the show this website is based off of) and studying for my driver's license (which I really need to actually do more), I haven't been able to write much dumb shit.

But I haven't abandoned you all. Not yet.

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