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Useless Machine


Some shit who occasionally writes things.

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  • 446 weeks
    I Have Been Lazy

    Gonna admit that straight-up. I haven't been working as much as I should. Not entirely because I lack motivation, though.

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    0 comments · 466 views
  • 458 weeks
    An Update

    Just throwing this up here. I've went home for summer vacation for a while, and between going out with friends (you know, the entire point of the show this website is based off of) and studying for my driver's license (which I really need to actually do more), I haven't been able to write much dumb shit.

    But I haven't abandoned you all. Not yet.

    1 comments · 367 views
  • 523 weeks
    Entering Low Power Mode

    Long story short, real life sort of got in the way, so I'm putting the stories here on hiatus while I write an actual story.
    One I can sell.
    For money.
    Sorry guys.

    4 comments · 450 views
  • 530 weeks
    This Will End Well

    Greetings, travellers!

    I haven't been doing a lot of writing lately - I'm a lazyass and XCOM: Enemy Unknown (FUCK YOU ETHEREALS) isn't helping. But! I've decided that to keep my inspiration for stories fresh, I'll start working on three at once! How can this end badly at all?

    Many ways. But here is what I will be attempting to work on;

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    2 comments · 440 views
  • 538 weeks
    Betta Fish Readers Wanted

    And like a miracle in the snow, it's Sparty, finally waking his ass up again to write things for stories!

    But some of the betareaders I used to have... not exactly looking good. They've been busy with life and I've been busy with not writing and giving them a reason to come on.

    So. Who wants to help betaread Gate Hunters Wanted? Who already has and wants to keep their jobs! Step up!

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Jan
2nd
2014

Betta Fish Readers Wanted · 8:57pm Jan 2nd, 2014

And like a miracle in the snow, it's Sparty, finally waking his ass up again to write things for stories!

But some of the betareaders I used to have... not exactly looking good. They've been busy with life and I've been busy with not writing and giving them a reason to come on.

So. Who wants to help betaread Gate Hunters Wanted? Who already has and wants to keep their jobs! Step up!

Please.

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Comments ( 10 )

Me plz.

I did beta read the previous chapter, right?
I don't remember.

Anyways, I'm on vacation right now, so moar time for me.

Alright. Not working on the chapter right now because for the past little while there's apparently supposed to have been a rolling blackout, but I'm not sure if it's hit yet. I'll get back to work once I'm sure it won't be for naught.
And yes I use the little box thing inside "Edit Chapter" to write. Cloud storage woo

You still need readers? I could help though my knowledge of the game universe is really only up until the Mechromancer and the Pirate DLC.

1676168: Readers would be nice, myes.
I mostly just need you guys to proofread, check for errors/plotholes of the continuity kind (and of the anal type because this isn't clop) and occasionally suggest things to throw in that I might do if they don't screw with stuff too much. I've got the lore down pat, don't worry.

If 2 or 3 isn't enough I'd be happy to help. I'm on fimfiction nearly constantly and am always available to read when on.

Plus I have quite a bit of BL2 experience, except assault on DK but Ive played through it once at a friends house, so I know basically everything about it.

1766565 and 1735358: SOLD!
Welcome to the team. When next chapter is finished I'll toss you the betaread story link and the password.
Bear in mind that you also sign your souls over to me, the Lord of the Pit.

1766571

2 min later, Talk about good timing >.>

1766590
I'm too lazy to get money to sue.
Sue me...

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